Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Apple is upgrading its Siri AI assistant with a new voice, which will sound like…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Apple is upgrading its Siri AI assistant with a new voice, which will sound like…
Hillary Clinton after she inhales some helium.
Porky Pig as performed by Mel Blanc.
…Honey Boo Boo
Gilbert Godfried….I hope
Morgan Freeman…then Siri joined the #metoo movement
Yoko Ono’s and Arnold Horshack’s love child.
HAL2000
“Open the tuna can lid Hal”
I’m sorry DamnCat, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
“I want the tuna can lid opened!”
This sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has always been attributable to human error.
Sam Kinison
Bobcat Goldthwait
Leon Redbone
…your Mom:
“Are you sure you want to order a pizza now? It’s almost bedtime.”
“Watch Game of Thrones? It’s Sunday morning. Wouldn’t you rather go to church?”
…Michelle Obama – authoritarian and unsettlingly frightening…
… a foreigner speaking to customers through Jack in the Box drive-through speakers
…Fran Drescher
Andy Kaufman as Latka Gravas
…The Voice of Reason.
Apple is upgrading its Siri AI assistant with a new voice, which will sound like…
a smug progressive Liberal. Oh…wait.
Apple is upgrading its Siri AI assistant with a new voice, which will sound like…
an Alien but…it will be an Alien,
Morgan Freeman hitting on women.
…Daniel Stern, providing background narration to our lives as if looking back on what just happened like it was years ago.
…Paul Reubens – it will defiantly say “I meant to do that!” after every random recorded conversation is shared…
Apple is upgrading its Siri AI assistant with a new voice, which will sound like…
a voice of empowerment, of independence. Like an oppressed minority speaking truth to power. It will summon forth the Earth spirit and make the white male patriarchy tremble and fear for its existence.
OH MY GOD!!! They’re going to make it sound like Hillary Clinton!!
Lily Tomlin as the operator on “Laugh In.”
“Is this the party to whom I am speaking?”
Michigan J. Frog
Apple is upgrading its Siri AI assistant with a new voice, which will sound like… it has a dick in its mouth.
Estelle Costanza.
Or, Frank Costanza.
Your choice.
A chartered accountant. For those who want to commit Siri Kiri.
(They also have an AI assistant who will help with that, but it’s moderated.)
Maybe sounding like Kaiser Noonan?
… GladOS. Please, please, please, let it be GladOS.
Urkel
Apple is upgrading its Siri AI assistant with a new voice, which will sound like…
Madeline Kahn playing the part of Lili Von Shtupp!
Voud you like another schnitzengruben?