Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump will scrap the Iran nuclear deal and replace it with…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump will scrap the Iran nuclear deal and replace it with…
President Trump will scrap the Iran nuclear deal and replace it with…
Folger’s Crystals.
President Trump will scrap the Iran nuclear deal and replace it with…
actual nuclear weapons dropped on key Iranian military sites and industrial complexes.
President Trump will scrap the Iran nuclear deal and replace it with…
a severed horse’s head.
Trick or Tweet
President Trump will scrap the Iran nuclear deal and replace it with…
a cunning plan.
a cunning linguistic plan
The Iran Nuclear Deal, where they will get what’s coming to them.
I’m not saying its aliens… but it’s aliens.
Curse my oversight!
…Cash for Bunkers.
a giant wooden badger
President Trump will scrap the Iran nuclear deal and replace it with…
nothing, AND YOU IRANIANS BETTER DURN WELL LIKE IT!
…a stare from Sec. of Defense Mattis.
unleashing the Israelis
Look, I’m not saying its Krakens but…its Krakens.
…but are they the wise kind?
Ritz.
…double secret probation
President Trump will scrap the Iran nuclear deal and replace it with…
an altered deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further
President Trump will scrap the Iran nuclear deal and replace it with…
a copy of Frank’s book, “Sidequest : In realms ungoogled” now available from book dealers of distinction everywhere.
President Trump will scrap the Iran nuclear deal and replace it with…
Iran’s choice of what is behind Door number One, Door Number Two or Door Number Three.
President Trump will scrap the Iran nuclear deal and replace it with…
their own individual Kaisha-nunins.
President Trump will scrap the Iran nuclear deal and replace it with…
a second time taunting.
Moose and squirrel
“A two-for-one Taco Bell Meal Deal, it’s tremendous, you’ll love it”
President Trump will scrap the Iran nuclear deal and replace it with…
…a small shell script.
…world leadership.
…the tears of liberals.
…many tons of pounded sand.
…a Middle East containing a much less dangerous Iran
….the opportunity for Iran to make another deal that is approved by the US and hasn’t circumvented the entire US treaty process so it actually means something.
“Pounded sand” works on two levels.
missed it by thaaaat much.
…a wall of bacon
a 1971 Chevrolet Vega.
Hillary Clinton.
Anthony Weiner’s collection of photographs of females less than eighteen years old.
a deal from the bottom of the deck.
a pop-up urging all Iranians to sign up for Frank’s newsletter.
…letting them defend themselves with the jaw bone of that ass John Kerry.
…getting the Russians to replace the Ayatollah with Barack Obama.
…spraying their mosques with beard repellant.
A third round draft choice.
…The Deal of the Art.
An IPod preloaded with copies of Obama’s books and all his…uh…speeches.
A bag of rocks.
A box of Hillary’s favorite Chardonnay.
…sending them Colin Kaepernick as the new ambassador…
On the plus side his kneeling will make it easier for them to behead him, won’t it?
That would be a feature, yes…
President Trump will scrap the Iran nuclear deal and replace it with…
…a Google Home and a few Google Minis
…a recording on repeat of Howie Mandel saying, “Deal or No Deal” and then Trump laughing.
his solemn promise not to have the Air Force blow up everything that moves and the Navy to close the strait of Hormuz.
President Trump will scrap the Iran nuclear deal and replace it with…
a deal deal, because he’s a Republican.
Kelly’s Heroes reference…niiiiiiice.
President Trump will scrap the Iran nuclear deal and replace it with…
A box of these. [ brings out a box of paddle balls, one of which is warped]
But no Irish!
Definitely not!