Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists have discovered a cure for the common cold. It’s…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists have discovered a cure for the common cold. It’s…
Global warming
…Dr. Oz. He went to the Land of Oz and was awarded a Physicians Certificate by the Wizard because he didn’t have one.
200 CCs of cyanide
Scientists have discovered a cure for the common cold. It’s…
the brain fluid that must be extracted from the heads of baby seals only when they are clubbed by a large wooden mallet.
Nothing! It’s all a lie!! Fake news!
Scientists have discovered a cure for the common cold. It’s…
known to, well I’m not saying its Aliens but… its Aliens.
Scientists have discovered a cure for the common cold. It’s…
the tears of liberals so luckily will never be in short supply.
… getting tossed in the back of a van by your Secret Service detail.
She was up and walking around in no time.
Scientists have discovered a cure for the common cold. It’s…
Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
Scientists have discovered a cure for the common cold. It’s…
drink plenty of liquids, get some sleep and wait two weeks.
Scientists have discovered a cure for the common cold. It’s…
the same as that one used for the Rockin’ pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie flu.
I think you’re jivin’ me
Is this a face of one who Jives?
Lighten up Francis
Ok Sgt. Hulka
I just read the name on the front of the cat bed
I borrowed it from the Talking Heads. Qu’est-ce que c’est ?
You just have to connect the dots between ‘Rockin’ pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie flu’ and ‘I Think You’re Jiving me.’
It’s just your jive talkin’
you’re telling me lies, yeah
Jive talkin’
you wear a disguise
Jive talkin’
so misunderstood, yeah
Jive talkin’
You really no good
Not the same song
Say ‘e can’t hang, say seven up!
Jive-@ss dude don’t got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.
Golly!
…Yanney…
Laurel
Going organic – nice!
a small dose of: https://www.goldeagle.com/product/heet-gas-line-antifreeze-water-remover/
… a goodly mixture of Chinese mustard and horseradish
If that doesn’t work, there’s always death panels.
Dr. Pepper
…Granny’s Rheumatism medicine.
the uncommon cold, which, unfortunately, is fatal.
faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money.
hookers and blowing your nose.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Socialism…. If you can’t cure it, share it.
…walnuts…
Tuna!
. . . a phalanx of guards to prevent your family from reaching you while the NHS deprives you of food, water and life support until you are comfortably dead and removed from all danger of prolonged suffering. It is in your best interests, Property of the State! We will not be second-guessed by uppity
peasantscitizens!…common warmth.
…bloodletting.
…gunsmoke. Liberals suddenly claim curing cold is hateful and racist. Think of the children…
… Congress repealing the 22nd amendment so Obama can run again. It worked. Just the thought of that scared the snot out of me.
Scientists have discovered a cure for the common cold. It’s…Chicken soup, always has been, always will be!!
Scientists have discovered a cure for the common cold. It’s…
taxed by the right and outlawed by the left
…the same prescription for a fever…more cowbell!