Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To celebrate the start of his fourth term as Russian President, Vladimir Putin…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To celebrate the start of his fourth term as Russian President, Vladimir Putin…
…killed 19 thousand Russians.
I’m not saying its something to do with (REDACTED) …. but its something to do with (REDACTED)
[REDACTED]-nunin!
said, “I guess I picked the wrong term to give up sniffing glue.”
Colluded with Pinky and the Brain
To celebrate the start of his fourth term as Russian President, Vladimir Putin…
Kilt him a bar’
To celebrate the start of his fourth term as Russian President, Vladimir Putin…
asked Trump for Stormy Daniel’s phone number.
It’s probably on every Russian brides website.
To celebrate the start of his fourth term as Russian President, Vladimir Putin…
opened a fifth.
To celebrate the start of his fourth term as Russian President, Vladimir Putin…
thought about annexing California, but then thought better of it.
called Boris and Natasha off their mission to capture or kill Moose and Squirrel.
rebuilt Barad-dur
…answered Mueller’s questions
sent a thank you card and a nice basket of Rizhsky Khleb muffins to Trump.
That got me moderated?
released the Kraken
…. humblebragged about how tough it is, to a furiously jealous Obama.
… and hit the ol’ reset button on a videoconference with Hillary.
… named Harry Truman his successor.
(A bureaucrat whispered into his ear. Putin merely said, “Da. I know.”)
… bought himself that fancy packet of Hillary’s post-election emails that he’s had his eye on.
… put out a nationwide Amber Alert for that one SOB who didn’t vote for him.
…gave his troops in Syria the day off from getting their asses kicked and their equipment destroyed..
I see the Iranians filled in for them nicely in that regard.
… sipped a Bollinger ’42 and laughed, watching CNN footage of his enemies being Uber- and A.I.-driven, class-driven, and grievance-driven, as he listened to the lamentations of their Nasty Women (and men who identify as such).
…prepared two letters…
… announced that government of depeopling, by depeopling, and for depeopling shall not perish from this earth.
…joined all Russians in a prayer to their main line of national defense, Saint Fatalitima, the patron saint of cannon fodder.
…declared war on Hillary’s strategy of Russian election meddling payback: personally depleting their stores of cheap Russian vodka.
…had his burly masseuse work out the writers cramp he gets from memos to the DNC telling them that this time they’ve really gone way too far.
…double checked that the nuke that probably works doesn’t find it’s way into the next military parade, again, dagnabbitizky.
To celebrate the start of his fourth term as Russian President, Vladimir Putin…
is going to Disney World!
… attacked Georgia. One of Jimmy Carter’s aides had to tell him to get out from under his desk.