Straight Line of the Day: Updated! Google Has Removed the Phrase “Don’t Be Evil” From Its Official Code of Conduct and Replaced It With…

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Updated! Google has removed the phrase “don’t be evil” from its official code of conduct and replaced it with…

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  1. Updated! Google has removed the phrase “don’t be evil” from its official code of conduct and replaced it with…

    I’m not saying it was Alien rules… but it was Alien rules.

  2. Updated! Google has removed the phrase “don’t be evil” from its official code of conduct and replaced it with…

    If you aren’t on the approved nice list, you are definitely on the naughty list.

  3. Updated! Google has removed the phrase “don’t be evil” from its official code of conduct and replaced it with…

    “Don’t be a dummy, be a schmarty accept that we act like the Nazi Party.”

  4. Updated! Google has removed the phrase “don’t be evil” from its official code of conduct and replaced it with…

    “We have altered your end user agreement. Pray we do not alter it further.”

  5. Updated! Google has removed the phrase “don’t be evil” from its official code of conduct and replaced it with…

    “Liberalism is the only virtue,
    Free speech, an intolerable vice.”

  6. Updated! Google has removed the phrase “don’t be evil” from its official code of conduct and replaced it with…

    “Don’t be less evil than what is required to transform the World.”

  7. …Be livE…redruM redruM

    …Be whatever. You’ll soon be replaced by robots anyhow.

    …It’s good to be king but not better than a filthy rich hypocritical leftist capitalist.

    …Oh man, you’re one sick puppy.

  8. …Evil lies…In the heart of a Democrat.

    …Don’t be Evel Knievel on Yahoo!

    …Jibber-jabber awaiting approval of Nancy Pelosi (It may take a while for her meds to kick in).

    …We’re the DNC and we will approve this message.

    …Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to take.

    …Give us you tired, your poor, your guns.

    …Google is not a safe space for patriots and all of our white males are self-loathing.

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