Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Under a new “fake news” law, the following will be banned…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Under a new “fake news” law, the following will be banned…
Under a new “fake news” law, the following will be banned…
everything not approved by NBC, CBS, ABC…
actual news
Under a new “fake news” law, the following will be banned…
all on-air personalities who have had plastic surgery.
Under a new “fake news” law, the following will be banned…
the Truth.
You can’t handle the Truth…
. . . because the Truth doesn’t lend itself to getting politicians reelected.
…reports of crimes committed by Democrats who hold or have held elective office.
Under a new “fake news” law, the following will be banned…
I am not saying it will be Aliens, but… it will be Aliens.
….not just “Aliens”…. but any use or form of the phrase — “I am not saying it will be Aliens, but… it will be Aliens.” will be banned
Under a new “fake news” law, the following will be banned…
anything concerning a Kardashian.
all of Euclid’s postulates.
logic.
the scientific method.
fake nudes.
Under a new “fake news” law, the following will be banned…
anything the Liberals want banned. Anything.
IHOP
Ah!… I didn’t get this until I browsed through today’s news…
I was taught, last century, by a grade school teacher to keep up on current events. I havn’t gotten a participation trophy yet but that’s ok. :'(
…all pretense of impartiality…
…the printed word not contained in The Communist Manifesto and Mad Magazine.
…parsing the lies of politicians and that one time a politician told the truth.
…calling a spade a spade or John McCain a RINO.
…apologies that sound even remotely sincere from left wing wackos.
…economic news during Republican administrations.
The Onion
all the revelry and celebration usually associated with Dan Rather’s Birthday.
… polls . . . all of them
Corn, dandruff, snow….. just about any “flake” news imaginable will be banned.
…why is this even necessary… no one’s ever been hurt by a stampede of fake gnus
Shampoo, only real poo will be allowed.
Champagne
Reports that Generalissimo Franco is still alive.
Saturday Night Live Weekend Update!