Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What is your absolute dream job?
Killing commies.
I was so sad after the USSR fell that I left the Navy.
Now I just annoy socialists.
Which is nearly as good.
Make me a sergeant in charge of the booze…
Tuna Tester at the Tokyo Fish Market
“Jesse James before he died said there was three things he wanted to ride: tricycle, bicycle, ferris wheel, and the chest of a commie on the battlefield.”
(Yeah, I know that’s four, but that’s the way I recall the song.)