Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What would your dream house be like?
Exactly like the one I have now, except the laptop on my desk would be a quadcore.
If it weren’t for having to wait for web pages to load, my life would be perfect.
If you asked my wife, that perfect house would have a bathroom connected with any other room.
Have you ever seen Psycho? You know the house behind the Bates Motel where Alan lived with his mother?
My dream house would look nothing at all like that. Who the hell needs spires and cupulas?
Any house will do so long as it comes with an Abrams tank and a big enough back yard to drive it around.
A walled compound in the desert with tank traps.
Bonus points for a quad .50 for drone control.
… in New Orleans … that they call the Rising Sun.
This one right here! I just need $1.6 million, or a bunch of investor friends to go in on it with me. But how cool would it be to live in a house built in 1684?? https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/57-Pond-St-Essex-MA-01929/56917347_zpid/
Fallingwater, except with machine guns mounted on the balconies.