Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What’s one career you wish you could have?
Donald Trump’s Secretary of Annoying Liberals on Twitter
oooh, White House Press Secretary would be neat. Short lived, but neat.
I just recently wanted a career as a Venture Capitalist in the production of edible straws. Use it then eat it. It’s also highly bio-degradable. Ingenious!
I see a bright future in high finance for you.
When I was a lad, I wanted to be a famous drummer in a rock band. But not having the connections and resources put a damper on that fire.
USAF Meme Warfare Center Commander.
H/t to duffelblog.
https://www.duffelblog.com/2017/05/pentagon-meme-warfare/
When I was a little tyke, maybe even a half-tyke, I thought it would be groovy (we still used he word groovy when I was a half-tyke, roughly translated for the millenials, it means awesome) to be a forest ranger. You got to go play in the woods all day, explain to people how to tell whether that bird soaring above is an eagle or a turkey vulture, and not really have a care in the world, as long as that mischievous bear didn’t steal any pic-a-nic baskets.
astronaut, like many another male of my generation. Very near-sighted. Applied to Marshall Space Flight Center for a summer job (internship maybe) in a lab. Totally fanboyed in my application over Buzz Aldrin who was there then. Never heard from them.
Ah well, onward and upward.
Highly paid leftist whiner working for MSNBC making a six digit yearly salary! Actually, I’m just kidding…not about the six digit salary, but about the part concerning working for MSNBC as a left wing whiner. That part was a joke.