Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump took kids’ calls to Santa Claus. The weirdest call he got…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump took kids’ calls to Santa Claus. The weirdest call he got…
…was from Jarod and Ivanka’s child, Joseph Frederick.
…was from Pajama Boy.
Amy Carter asking him about nucular proliferation. Or is that newkeyure. I can’t remember.
…was from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, asking about whether Santa would pay for her DC condo until she got an actual paycheck…
…was from a certain “Francis Underwood”, insinuating that pressure could be brought to bear if he wasn’t placed on the good list…
Was from some kid named Frank J., asking for a kabillion-dollar movie deal for “Sidequest”
was Warren Buffet, asking about coal futures…
Nancy Pelosi asking for dirt on Trump (impeachable offenses only,, please)
President Trump took kids’ calls to Santa Claus. The weirdest call he got…
Was from Santa Claus, asking for more gov’t shutdowm. It’s his job to give free stuff!
…came from inside the House.
… was Jim Acosta asking for his bottle and formula back.
…was from an young Elmer Fudd asking if it was reindeer season yet.
…was when Bill “I mean Billy” wished he could get one of them sex robots maybe one that looked like a chubby intern.
Santa? This is Hillary. I really really wanna be President.
Sorry Hillary…you’re gonna have to go to a higher power than me. ~ Santa