Well that’s not good. There’s a story behind the change, and I might tell it sooner rather than later — you’re gonna have to hear about it eventually — but for now, I’m gonna run both.
Straight Line of the Day: Parents are outraged to learn that their children’s school now requires…
everyone learn this song.
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said that all must lend a hand
To make this country strong again
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be fair today
Equal work means equal pay
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said that we must take a stand
To make sure everyone gets a chance
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said red, yellow, black or white
All are equal in his sight
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
Yes!
Mmm, mmm, mm
Barack Hussein Obama
Dress Day. All the girls and boys will wear dresses. Boys so they can see what it is like, and girls so they can show them how to sit, stand, do whatever in a dress which is different that when wearing pants. This will be such a great success that Dress Day will go from once, to once a month, to once a week.
P. S. boys will be required to sit to pee during Dress Day.
All students past the 4th grade will be required to have the single digit multiplication table memorized to be promoted to the 5th grade. Be able to demonstrate they can identify the subject and the verb in a simple sentence, and know the difference between and adjective and an adverb. They will also need to be able to work with fractions.
… them to pay attention to what their children are doing…
… them to pre-register them as Democrats…
… them to decide their own Gender before they decide their children’s.
… a shrubbery…
Straight Line of the Day: Parents are outraged to learn that their children’s school now requires…
a sacrificial Conservative.
I miss Harvey. I am no longer allowed to vote on the SLOTD replies.
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↑ that’s bacon for Burt’s comment
That’s just a crumb. Admit it, you ate the rest of it…
We all miss Harvey. But don’t blame Oppo for the change in Likes. Are you not seeing the WordPress “Like” option?
I see the cute little star that says like beside it. WordPress just asks me to jump through a few hoops when I touch it. I may be too old to retrain.
Well that’s not good. There’s a story behind the change, and I might tell it sooner rather than later — you’re gonna have to hear about it eventually — but for now, I’m gonna run both.
eet no work with Brave Basil, not Basil.
That’s what’s being reported. As I mentioned elsewhere, there’s a reason for the change, but for now, I’m gonna have the two Likes running.
Straight Line of the Day: Parents are outraged to learn that their children’s school now requires…
well I’m not saying its a note from an Alien’s mom but… its a note from an Alien’s mom.
Straight Line of the Day: Parents are outraged to learn that their children’s school now requires…
40 hours a year of public protest time from their kids.
… accurate, factual textbooks
…parents to pay union dues to the NEA
Straight Line of the Day: Parents are outraged to learn that their children’s school now requires…
random assignment of gender pronouns to all students.
…that you bring enough for everybody.
Straight Line of the Day: Parents are outraged to learn that their children’s school now requires…
a thorough vetting of all children’s social media going back to birth.
Straight Line of the Day: Parents are outraged to learn that their children’s school now requires…
loyalty oaths to the Democrat party.
Straight Line of the Day: Parents are outraged to learn that their children’s school now requires…
everyone learn this song.
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said that all must lend a hand
To make this country strong again
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be fair today
Equal work means equal pay
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said that we must take a stand
To make sure everyone gets a chance
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said red, yellow, black or white
All are equal in his sight
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
Yes!
Mmm, mmm, mm
Barack Hussein Obama
This is Exhibit 1 for why we need Tofu in the rankings. I could have gone the rest of the year without hearing that again…
Fight club and no one told them
…body cavity searches in lieu of water bills for proof of residence.
Parents are outraged to learn that their children’s school now requires…
all students be made of 100% recycled material.
Parents are outraged to learn that their children’s school now requires…
public denunciations of the student’s parents for their anti-revolutionary thinking.
Dress Day. All the girls and boys will wear dresses. Boys so they can see what it is like, and girls so they can show them how to sit, stand, do whatever in a dress which is different that when wearing pants. This will be such a great success that Dress Day will go from once, to once a month, to once a week.
P. S. boys will be required to sit to pee during Dress Day.
…That’ll just kilt them.
All students past the 4th grade will be required to have the single digit multiplication table memorized to be promoted to the 5th grade. Be able to demonstrate they can identify the subject and the verb in a simple sentence, and know the difference between and adjective and an adverb. They will also need to be able to work with fractions.
“an adjective”
my bad
A Harumph
A large wooden badger
…a credit check.
…actual involvement by the parents in their children’s education.
… homeopathic vaccines.
…uniforms that include brown shirts and jack boots.
…to speak only the Queen’s English.
Or only speak like an English queen.
Tomato, tomato…Basil, Basil…
Basil, not Basil.
And it is Tomato.
…not Tomato
Yes.
Never really developed a preference on the ‘tomato’ argument, but I’m ready to go to fisticuffs is you say potato instead of potato.
…to be weighed prior to enrollment to see if they weigh as much as a duck.
Sounds like a witch hunt.
…that all pre-enrollment health physicals will be performed by SpaceMonkey.
…the enrollment of two illegal immigrant children for every one US citizen child.
…daily pledging allegiance to Al Gore at the altar of Climate Change
… that all incoming students must be able to recite, by memory, all 100 genders…