Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Unbelievable! North Korea just launched…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Unbelievable! North Korea just launched…
I’m not saying its aliens in a missile, but its aliens in a missile.
…a new video dance craze, “Jong Un Style”…
…instead of a horse you pretend to ride Trump.
…99 Luftballons
…a financial recovery initiative, featuring a certain Nigerian prince…
…a bid to purchase an NBA franchise…
..but only with the help of Dennis Rodman of course.
…a space probe to land on and claim Pluto as the “Hermit Planet”…
…an investigation into Chairman Kim’s tax returns.
Unbelievable! North Korea just launched……
A rocket armed with a 10 kiloton kimchi warhead.
…the completely refurbished USS Pueblo.
Unbelievable! North Korea just launched…
world’s best missile!
…their campaign for a 2020 Democratic candidate nomination. Their campaign slogan is “Why start with Socialism when you can go straight to Totalitarianism?”
…ehhh – we couldn’t tell what it was. It hit the water before we got a decent look at it…
Unbelievable! North Korea just launched…
Well I’m not saying it’s Ripley but…its Ripley. Believe it or not!
…definite competition for the aliens
Unbelievable! North Korea just launched…
an lame attempt to place a sign on the Moon.
…the holy hand grenade of Antioch
How did they get it from Brother Maynard?
Consulting the book of armaments… there must be more to it than just verses 9 to 27…
Maybe it was in the Apoclypserypha?
Long hidden in egypt and just found last week… carefully aged to prove authenticity…
…one from Column A and two from Column B.
…an effort to get Kim a roster slot on the Miami Dolphins. Not like he could make the team worse, after all.
Unbelievable! North Korea just launched…
a website to promote the candidacy of Mayor Buttigieg.
… a new fad diet… proven effective too!
Ah yes the newest celebrity craze….the North Korean no food diet.
Unbelievable! North Korea just launched…
Korean People’s Navy Ship Geodaehan
… the world’s largest Candygram, unfortunately for Kim, it arrived in an Acme crate with predictable results.
Unbelievable! North Korea just launched…
An investigation into why Chairman Kim didn’t get a harrumph outta that guy!
They didn’t just cut to the firing squad?
Of course…firing squad first, investigation second, and as always, all decisions are final, no need to file an appeal.
Even for Kelner?
…their own investigation of Antonio Brown.
Unbelievable! North Korea just launched…
the stuff dreams are made of.
Unbelievable! North Korea just launched…
a tasty new chicken sandwich like everyone else.
The KimChi-cken Sammich
DPRK News Service (12 Sept)
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un assures Korean people supplies of popular “Peoples Chicken Socialist Sandwich” will last as long as ready supply of stray dogs remains available.
… a flied lice lestelaunt (top govt aides only)
Unbelievable! North Korea just launched…
A new directive, “When assigned to follow Chairman Kim as he is photographed touring your factory….take notes or die!
Unbelievable! North Korea just launched…
a website for Ronery Singles.
The Wacky Khaki army uniform store
Casual Hawaiian shirt fridays.
They have Formal Hawaiian shirt Mondays?
What, you don’t have a cummerbund that matches a grass skirt?
A new brand of Soda Pop – Jong-UnCola
…a chain of Kim-chi Bowl Hair Salons specializing in Great Leader’s hairstyle.
Correction: This blog post had a misspelling when originally published. The corrected version appears below:
Unbelievable! North Korea Just Lunched
They drank our milkshake?
Unbelievable! North Korea just launched a marketing campaign for the impossible whopper.
A Ghost Busters reboot.