Is this thing on?
Hello everyone. I have been offered and have graciously accepted the honor of contributing to this site on a more fundamental level. Whether that is going to be a positive or a negative thing I don’t know, but nonetheless Oppo, Basil and his other brother not Basil feel I can make a positive impact here and I hope not to let them down… too much. A small glitch related to this tremendous change was foreshadowed by my losing my “kkkch” for a short period of time. Ahem. It has since been restored and I am in tip-top condition and ready to bring some joy and mirth into your humdrum and dreary little lives.
Now you maybe asking yourself, “How did he get this wonderful job?”
And you maybe asking yourself, “Heck, can this guy even write?”
And you might find yourself commenting on something I wrote.
And you might find yourself falling into a song parody.
And you may want to ask them, “what have you done”?
Fear not, for I will promise you that I’m…
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Well Rick Astley will promise you that, I think I will go with “Let’s get this party started.”
So without further ado, since we are already up to our eyeballs in doo-doo, I hereby declare this post open and inaugurate my position as the newest unpaid intern. Now laugh peasants, Big Kitty is watching.
That photo is hilarious.
I told you what would happen if you feed a stray. Now we’ll never get rid of him.
Where is my cardboard box to sleep in? If I fits, I sits!
Photo caption: “Me sneaky. Nobody can see me when I watch through this little peephole.”
They can?
Just asking.
For a friend.
Now don’t get me wrong, I welcome walrus (with our without his kookooachoo), but what’s up with being overrun by cats?
Now I’m gonna have to change my avatar.
Congratulations on the new gig. Now I have something other than aliens to blame for all my torments in 2020.
Are we sure that Aliens didn’t have something to do with this?
What Aliens? You can’t say that.
A walrus and a cat….well thanks to Obama and years of liberal SCOTUS appointments I guess that’s legal now and we even have to bake them a cake.
Government-mandated congratulations to you! I applaud your lifestyle choice as required by Federal law and compelled to be happy for you for what is obviously a diversity hire.
Would it help knowing I am a black cat?
I find the lack of dog-friendly bloggers on this site to be quite triggering.
I demand immediate cancellation and complete removal of all content from the interwebz.
Dog racists!
Oh ye of little faith.
See you on the moon sucker!!
Not if I see you first.