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You know what I’ve been thinking?


New decade, new contributor.

I’ve got work to do.

??

“Work.”

Be that as it may, I’ve decided we need someone with a little “je ne sais quoi” — a little . . .






— You have an extra set of keys?


For whom?

Walruskkkch.











Ah, he’s asleep. I’ll get the keys made. Who could possibly object?


At least King Zog approves.
Dirty little IMAO secret:
Since Harvey’s gone they’re desperate for content, so now all regular commenters have access to post here. Your screen name is your login, and the password is ‘YGDFT!YLTATSOTE’
Have fun and Happy New Year!!!
Okay, it might not be true now, but we all know it’s going to happen eventually.
Wouldn’t that make us Facebook?
No. Being Communist shills, catering to spoiled grown-up children, and removing content that doesn’t fit your commie agenda would make you Facebook.
Also making billions of dollars.
Jeez, nobody told me. Only here one day and I’m not getting the memos.
Does this mean we have to salute you and call you sir??
I think he likes to be slapped and called “Susan.”
More “Butter my a** and call me Sally.”