1941: Oahu military base. Japanese dive-bombers in full attack. Explosions all around.
Liberal Main Character {not a white male}, running around banning guns: “Don’t be phobic! Don’t profile!!”
Even More Liberal Sidekick {not a white male}, spitting mad: “It just makes me mad: seventy-five years from now, some dumb conservative will actually claim that a wall might have prevented this.”
Liberal Main Character: “Impeach him!”
{Explosion nearby}
Liberal Main Character: “They’d probably blame Captain Mohammad, here, for the explosions, too.”
{Captain Mohammad, concealing detonator, grins and gives a clumsy salute}
Even More Liberal Sidekick: “Kinda makes you wonder what side we’re on . . . ”
{Lens flare}
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