Caption This: Bloomberg and the Baby Posted by Basil on 20 February 2020, 8:00 am Bloomberg, like all politicians, will pick up a baby and pose with it. That doesn’t always go well. But just how bad, I leave up to you, Dear Reader. Caption this: High Praise to the one with the most likes!
I think this kid just dropped a boom-boom … And it’s starting to smell like my performance in last night’s debate 😿 Reply to this comment
“I’m not a monster. I have the heart of a child…. I keep it in my desk drawer.” Reply to this comment
“Hey Bloomberg. How do you make a dead baby float?” “A quart of root beer and two scoops of dead baby.” Reply to this comment
Bloomberg: “Smile for the camera, baby.” Baby: “You only paid me to show up. Smiles will cost you extra.” Reply to this comment
This is unfair. I have to pay blacks to stand behind me, and Trump gets them for free. Reply to this comment
Then to demonstrate the principles of static electricity, Bloomberg rubbed the baby on his head and stuck it to the ceiling. Reply to this comment
“. . . But, you know, that old Cringe was so sly and so slick That he thought up a lie — and he thought it up quick!” Reply to this comment
Bloomberg: “Why, my sweet little tot, [the fake Democrat lied] Perhaps I’ll name Hillary as VP by my side. That’s what I’m taking to the convention, please note: I’ll fix it up there. It’ll bring the black vote . . .” And his fib fooled even Hillary! Then he made out his will, And he got her a drink, and he sent her the Bill. Reply to this comment
Bloomberg: Oh, boys! Lookee what I got heyuh. Man next to him: Hey, where’s the white women at? Reply to this comment
Save the baby! He’s an alien! https://i0.wp.com/www.kindertrauma.com/images/tizers/valien.jpg Reply to this comment
I think this kid just dropped a boom-boom … And it’s starting to smell like my performance in last night’s debate 😿
Mayor Boom-boomberg!
When he played hockey, he really played hockey.
Bloomberg demonstrates stop and frisk on a minority.
WTF? I told you to kill it.
Mmmmm…. I like the chocolate flavored ones.
Finally! Someone shorter than I am!
Little girl thinking,” I liked the orange man better!”
Which one is the baby?
The little stinker… uh, nevermind.
“Now, before I give you back to your mommy, do you know what an NDA is?”
Now that’s funny;
I don’t care who you are.
“How much for the little one?”
Nanny stater can’t even Nanny right.
I bought it fair and square so back off!
“I shall name him Mini-mini-me.”
I will hold your baby as collateral until your vote for me is registered.
“I’m not a monster. I have the heart of a child…. I keep it in my desk drawer.”
“Hey Bloomberg. How do you make a dead baby float?”
“A quart of root beer and two scoops of dead baby.”
Sorry, too much soda. We got limits under Bloomberg donchyaknow.
Bloomberg: “Smile for the camera, baby.”
Baby: “You only paid me to show up. Smiles will cost you extra.”
Bloomberg Thought Bubble: “Gotta remember – shake hands not babies. “
Don’t you mean, “Shake hands, kill babies”?
Such a cute child, with no future whatsoever if I get elected.
This is unfair. I have to pay blacks to stand behind me, and Trump gets them for free.
I dropped the baby. I don’t know why.
Little Morphing Nanny State
AOL Sandy says “Arf!”
Then to demonstrate the principles of static electricity, Bloomberg rubbed the baby on his head and stuck it to the ceiling.
“Tonight, on a very special episode of Dancing With the Tsars . . . “
“. . . But, you know, that old Cringe was so sly and so slick
That he thought up a lie — and he thought it up quick!”
Bloomberg: “Why, my sweet little tot,
[the fake Democrat lied]
Perhaps I’ll name Hillary as VP by my side.
That’s what I’m taking to the convention, please note:
I’ll fix it up there. It’ll bring the black vote . . .”
And his fib fooled even Hillary! Then he made out his will,
And he got her a drink, and he sent her the Bill.
Bloomberg: Oh, boys! Lookee what I got heyuh.
Man next to him: Hey, where’s the white women at?
See! I’m not like Joe Biden. He’d be sniffing the kid.
Save the baby! He’s an alien!
https://i0.wp.com/www.kindertrauma.com/images/tizers/valien.jpg
Awesome post! Keep up the great work!