Using Pig Latin for the name of your school doesn’t help, either.
Study Reveals Link Between Income Inequality and French Kissing
University of Abertay Dundee / February 28, 2020Income inequality may be linked to how often people French kiss, according to a worldwide study by Abertay University.
The cross-cultural research involved 2,300 participants from 13 different countries across six continents.
Let me guess: these had to be in-person interviews?
Their study revealed that people who lived in less equal nations said they kissed their partners more often.
This correlation did not extend to other forms of intimacy such as hugging and sexual intercourse.
So, more grant money is needed!
They found that a good kiss consisted of two components — sensory factors (such as pleasantness of body odor and breath) and “technique, contact and arousal.”
It seems they have started to stray from the original subject of their research.
Kiss that research money goodbye.
Yes, more grant money is needed…more grant money is always needed.
That’s quite a trick – sucking face while simultaneously sucking at the public teat.
The poorer you are the less french kissing you gonna get.Never mind getting to second base.
And no amount of research, whether it proves the hypothesis or not, is ever going to provide any information that is ever going to change that situation.
I’d like to get a grant to research the effects of french kissing on researchers.
I’ll have to look into that.
Proposal: Babesleaga for French Kissing Research Assistants. Or hot professors.
Hot professors? Intriguing.