You hear about that Coronavirus that’s been going around? Well, now The Google has got it. A USA Today report says a Google employee picked it up in Switzerland or one of those European countries.
Since The Google now has the Coronavirus, now you gotta worry about your computer catching the virus. So, now we got another way for things to kill us.
It was bad enough when the Mad Scientists in the U.K. decided to give monkeys the Coronavirus, but now we got to worry about computers catching the virus.
Just imagine what will happen if the Coronamonkeys learn how to use a computer. That combination could produce something awful. Like another Facebook.

I am so glad I changed my default search tool to duckduckgo.
Duck Duck Go? Now you need to be wary of catching bird flu!
Monkeys and computers and a virus, get enough and you get infected Shakespeare breaking out all over.
Ummm, ummm……