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Hey, Rocky! watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Again?
She wears an eleven and a half, easy
That trick never works.
Gi-Gaaaan-tooooor!
I have the p-shop to prove it.
That’s no moon…
She is the Walrus!
Hey!
You encounter a shadowy being who is consuming all the light in the area. Roll a d20 to try and avoid the attack.
Wherever Freedom needs to be destroyed, [insert appropriate pronoun] will be there.
No capes!
Wow. I mean, it felt like a big fart, but I didn’t expect I’d be able to see it.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the artist formerly known as NOT the Governor of Georgia…
…now known as the State of Georgia.
Composite SJW
The only person John Wick is truly afraid of…
Yeah, but John WIC loves her!
When mass and density are not needed to determine the volume of stupidity.
Crop dusting the land of equal opportunity.
The stuff that nightmares are made of…
Twice the woman Michelle Obama is! Seriously!
Womyn! Just three weeks on the BuffetMaster 3000 and you too could look like this!
Best photograph of a Black Hole to date.
Marvel’s newest superhero:
Ms. Hulk
“You won’t like me when I’m angry. And I’m always angry.”
I gained a hunnert and fitty-tree pounds with CB-1 Weight Gainer and I’m sooooper puuumped.
The form of the Destructor for the Democrat Party has been chosen.
I think in this scene, I’m supposed to swat a few Japanese airplanes out of the sky.
Reminds me of a “joke” about female students at Insert University Name Here: “There’s big wimmen, there;s bigger wimmen, and there’s ‘Oh! My! Ghawd! it’s moving TOWARDS US!”
Reminds me of the secretary who bailed out of Air Force One in the eponymous movie. (Record reviewers love the word eponymous.)
Eponymous? Is that like a virtual unknown horse?
A big job calls for a big… person?
Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, ton.
SuperKaren
Babylon Bee infiltrates the Wah Post to practice the art of satire trolling.
Race bait faster than a speeding bullet…
More powerful than an Antifa thug…
It’s a SJW!
It’s a DNC Super Delelgate!
No! It’s a woman who hasn’t accused Joe of sniffing her hair…(yet…)
Pin-up girl on Michael Moore’s wall
Side of house is more like it.
I didn’t say which wall it was…
Great Wall of China? Red Sox Green Monster?
I’ll sock it to ya, daddy!
Kronos: Devourer Of Worlds!
It’s Aunt Jemima, without her makeup and trademark bandanna, and she want’s to be the Vice President.
May poll syrup?
The Beaver really let himself go after high school.
42-39-56, Rosie was a whole lot of dinner. Check, please.
Final stage evolution of the verbosacraptor.
Dinerosaurus Rex?
Woof! Now those are what I call, constitutionally, emanations from the penumbra!
At least she’s not wearing Yoga Pants…
(sonorous voice over) “IT’S A………LIIIVVVE!”