Straight Line of the Day: You Can Be Honest Now: How Are You Coping With The Break-Up of Comet Borisov? Posted by Oppo on 7 May 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: You can be honest now: how are you coping with the break-up of Comet Borisov? It wasn’t your fault, you know.
Woah, you can ask for money in a ransom demand? I thought that was against the rules! Reply to this comment
Obviously you’ve not met their children or you would not want to think about them. Reply to this comment
I’ve taken to isolating myself in reaction to it, like most people seem to have. Reply to this comment
You can be honest now: how are you coping with the break-up of Comet Borisov? Two words, Te Quila. Reply to this comment
You can be honest now: how are you coping with the break-up of Comet Borisov? Splendidly. Reply to this comment
You can be honest now: how are you coping with the break-up of Comet Borisov? It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience. Reply to this comment
You can be honest now: how are you coping with the break-up of Comet Borisov? I am questioning all my notions of planetary physics. Reply to this comment
You can be honest now: how are you coping with the break-up of Comet Borisov? Started watching the Hallmark Channel. Reply to this comment
By listening to Abba over and over: “There was something in the air that night The stars were bright: Finito.” (Kohoutenanny suggestion) Reply to this comment
By listening to sad songs by Neil Xedaka, from the planet Nebulon: “They say that breaking up is angular momentum x mass, power 2 Now I know I know that it’s true . . . “ Reply to this comment
I’m giving the former Mrs. Borisov a shoulder to cry on…wink, wink, nudge, nudge… Reply to this comment
By listening to sad songs by Roy Decaying Orbitson: “Cry -y -y – – o genic, over you . . . “ Reply to this comment
I thought I was okay, but then I ate a Mars bar and the memories came flooding back. Reply to this comment
Just not a KitKat. Their “Gimme a Break” slogan might bring up painful thoughts. Reply to this comment
You can be honest now: how are you coping with the break-up of Comet Borisov? Breakup…with who? Natasha? Reply to this comment
By vowing to find that punk kid with the Red Ryder bb gun. Waiting for your John Henry parody featuring Space Monkey. Slapping my forehead and saying oh, that’s where Kim Jong Un was. Sending a few bucks to the genius who put a comet between Governor Cuomo and a camera. Reply to this comment
…Because of this I’m not drinking any more. Then again, I’m not drinking any less either. Reply to this comment
Everything is going exactly as planned. Heh heh ha ha ha MUA HAHAHAHA!
I take it that the comet refused to pay your ransom of One Hundred Dollars?
Woah, you can ask for money in a ransom demand? I thought that was against the rules!
I’ll admit, I am more despondent than I was for the Branjelina split.
…or Kid Rack
(Kid Rock/Pamela Anderson)
Never heard that one.
How am I coping?
With catnip.
Lot’s of catnip.
No more than usual though.
Well, you were probably a Halley cat from way back.
What about the children? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Obviously you’ve not met their children or you would not want to think about them.
I blame Moose and Squirrel
I’ve taken to isolating myself in reaction to it, like most people seem to have.
You might say its relationship was rocky to begin with.
Yeah, they seemed cold, like ice.
Willing to sacrifice our LEM…
You can be honest now: how are you coping with the break-up of Comet Borisov?
Two words, Te Quila.
You can be honest now: how are you coping with the break-up of Comet Borisov?
Splendidly.
I’m still not over Kohoutek.
Gesundheit
How about Macho Grande?
I’ll never be over Macho Grande.
You can be honest now: how are you coping with the break-up of Comet Borisov?
It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.
You can be honest now: how are you coping with the break-up of Comet Borisov?
I am questioning all my notions of planetary physics.
You can be honest now: how are you coping with the break-up of Comet Borisov?
Started watching the Hallmark Channel.
… with a mug of cocoa, in a plaid onesie, discussing Obamacare.
Paisley, a paisley onesie.
…won’t Brad want it back?
I got it from Prince.
By listening to Abba over and over:
“There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright:
Finito.”
(Kohoutenanny suggestion)
By listening to sad songs by Neil Xedaka, from the planet Nebulon:
“They say that breaking up is angular momentum x mass, power 2
Now I know
I know that it’s true . . . “
I’m giving the former Mrs. Borisov a shoulder to cry on…wink, wink, nudge, nudge…
By listening to sad songs by Roy Decaying Orbitson:
“Cry -y -y –
– o genic, over you . . . “
I thought I was okay, but then I ate a Mars bar and the memories came flooding back.
Try to focus on the bigger picture. Have a Milky Way.
Just not a KitKat. Their “Gimme a Break” slogan might bring up painful thoughts.
You can be honest now: how are you coping with the break-up of Comet Borisov?
Breakup…with who? Natasha?
By vowing to find that punk kid with the Red Ryder bb gun.
Waiting for your John Henry parody featuring Space Monkey.
Slapping my forehead and saying oh, that’s where Kim Jong Un was.
Sending a few bucks to the genius who put a comet between Governor Cuomo and a camera.
Well I feel so broke up, I wanna go home…
~~
Headed for an Oumuamua rebound.
I’ll be just fine. Hand me another Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.
…Because of this I’m not drinking any more.
Then again, I’m not drinking any less either.
Star crossed lovers, all broken up.