Straight Line Infraction!
If you’re gonna leave such an obvious request for a straight line and get that straight line it’s required to respond with the end of the joke.
Real wrath-of-God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes… The dead rising from the grave. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together – mass hysteria.
Don’t matter, Trump made them do it.
Just be assured that it’s cancellable.
There had better not be a statue celebrating it!
I didn’t see nuthin’
With six planets in retrograde, anything can happen.
I think you mean who did they do.
Hey, if you have to ask…
Obviously, they bolloxed up the whole Basil, not Basil distinction
What does it matter? It’s in the past… according to the Hillary Clinton School of Hakuna Matata Philosophy
What did they do?
Already answered. Next question.
What did they do?
What ever it is, I’m against it.
Sang out of tune.
Rape, murder, arson and rape.
You said rape twice.
Straight Line Infraction!
If you’re gonna leave such an obvious request for a straight line and get that straight line it’s required to respond with the end of the joke.
Is there an anti-Harvey tofu award?
They declared a Nuke the Moon Autonomy Zone…
And I am the Moon Lord!
I thought we only said that behind his back…
They hoarded toilet paper.
They ate 16 schnitzengruben
Wow! That broke the worlds record of 15.
They projected their intolerance and got bit in the ass by karma.
What did they do?
They did it like this…
They did it like that…
They did it with a Whiffle Ball bat, soooo….
What did they do?
All the beta males* at CHAZ decided to play chess, rather than the alternative after surveying the field.
*All those that identify as male, that is…
They put their right foot in
They put their right foot out
They put their right foot in
And they shook it all about
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How did I not think of this one…
Not enough time in the pokey?
Or just not enough pokey.
Stop being so hokey.
Okay Dokey
Demanded we cut down the tallest tree in the forest with a herring. (Plus another shrubbery.)
Real wrath-of-God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes… The dead rising from the grave. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together – mass hysteria.
….built a large wooden badger.
…they put the lime IN the coconut.
And drank them both up.
The bastards.
Just don’t wake the Dr. up.
Or be L 7
They did what they were told then asked, “What else?”
What did they do?
They forgot the first rule of fight club.
What did they do?
delved into things that humanity should not have delved.
What did they do?
Went where no man has gone before.
…they danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
….that voodoo that you do so well.
They went all LEEROY JENKINS!!!
What did they do?
What didn’t they do?
What did they do?
Run, run.
What did they do?
A lot of yabba dabba.
What did they do?
They tried to takeover Rock Ridge.
What they do?
They smilin’ in your face
All the time they want to take your place
The back stabbers (back stabbers)
…and the horse I rode in on will also be avenged. – H. R. Clinton