The Decalogue Notwithstanding

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14 Comments

  1. That’s not proper social distancing!

    Unless they are protesting white supremacy.

    But then they are all white, racist.

    Of course they could all be Arabs so I might be premature in my condemnation.

    oh, never mind.

  2. This is wrong on so many levels:
    1st, as an engineer, the english system is like trying to carry water with a stick, a stick you found next to an empty bucket.
    2nd, God measured things in cubits. I don’t know what that measurement system is, but it’s not one we use today. Today there is only metric and english(ish), so by default this meme is saying God would use english, wrong.
    Sure I couldn’t tell you how many centimeters tall a person is, or how many kilograms makes for an appropriate yo mama joke, but we could all stand to learn something new.

  3. I think there should be 13 months to a year, each containing 28 days. The extra day would be New Year’s Day and would not belong to any month, it would just be a worldwide holiday that stands on it’s own. And every four years then an extra day added at some point in the year (maybe at the midway point of the year) which would be a worldwide holiday known as Leap Day, but of course only occurring every four years.

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