…”Law and Order: SSU – stories about the hard-working people at the Social Surrender Unit, dedicated social workers dispatched to handle all of the tough jobs stripped away from the police. Motto: “Our hands are up, so could you please stop doing whatever that is you’re doing with yours?”
The lone white man on the show has to apologize at the end of every episode for something he did or said. A woman has to slug him at least once every two episodes.
…is a grittier, more modern version of Supermarket Sweep. Great thing is there are no sets to build, they just show up at random Target’s and contestants have 3 minutes to grab the most they can.
— NY Gov. Cuomo has to explain to thousands of NY residents why he ordered his nursing homes to admit Covid-positive patients into their parents’ wards.
A “Home Improvement” sequel, in the style of “The Connors.”
Tim “the Toolman” Taylor is dead, a victim of his own Toxic Masculinity and general clumsiness.
His Widow, Jill Taylor, has a succession of new lovers, both male and female, throughout the season.
His eldest son, Mark, is in a loveless marriage with a very conservative Republican woman who constantly nags him and/or refuses sex.
His middle son, Randy, is an unmarried, unemployed playboy who is involved with multiple women.
HIs youngest son, Brad, is a trans-woman with two adopted children who are also trans. Weird coincidence!
Wilson, the wise next door neighbor, is dead. His home was bought by a 3rd wave feminist (played by Rose McGowan) who advises Jill on matters of femininity and dismantling the patriarchy.
Al Borland is there also. he is married to a Strong Black Woman and has multiple precocious mixed race children.
…”Everyone gets woke, nobody goes broke” – (Fantasy)…
…”Just like Saturday Night Live, only funny this time”…
…”Law and Order: SSU – stories about the hard-working people at the Social Surrender Unit, dedicated social workers dispatched to handle all of the tough jobs stripped away from the police. Motto: “Our hands are up, so could you please stop doing whatever that is you’re doing with yours?”
The lone white man on the show has to apologize at the end of every episode for something he did or said. A woman has to slug him at least once every two episodes.
“The Great American Looting Show”,
where contestants vie for the coveted “Star Looter” award.
… “Oh, That Maduro!” – the wacky high-jinx of Hollywood’s favorite dictator…
…“Just like the Mary Tyler Moore Show, only she’s trans, has Lou Grant’s position, and the only white guy is the put-upon unpaid intern…”
“To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Fang Fang”
Former presidential candidate recalls his antics, accepts no blame.
“Dr. Strange-Jill, or how I stopped worrying and learned to love the Biden’s.”
“… It’s going to be like The Mandalorian, except instead of based on the Star Wars universe, it’ll be based on The Rocky Horror Picture Show.”
…is a new game show call “Press Your Privilege!”
…is a grittier, more modern version of Supermarket Sweep. Great thing is there are no sets to build, they just show up at random Target’s and contestants have 3 minutes to grab the most they can.
Is it titled “California: 2020”?
ABC just asked for a script for a new show. The premise: ….
who cares. They’ll use Dominion to figure the Nielsen’s and just have the sponsors dump the money into their coffers.
ABC just asked for a script for a new show. The premise: ….
“What’s My Line?”
Another game show format where idled employees try and remember what they did before the ‘Rona.
Or a Biden press conference.
The New You Bet Your Life!
Just a series of live Corona Vaccinations.
Sequel to the original Covid show: “Your Bat, Your Life”
M * A * S * K
— Whacky misfit doctors are sent to North Korea because they publicly doubted the efficacy of lockdowns and masks. Hilarity ensues.
My Mother The Care
— NY Gov. Cuomo has to explain to thousands of NY residents why he ordered his nursing homes to admit Covid-positive patients into their parents’ wards.
Likeable, attractive woman meets likeable, attractive guy under unusual circumstances, and discovers the true meaning of Christmas . . . and love.
What? The Hallmark Channel has already DONE this? Why doesn’t someone tell me these things?
You forgot the part where the woman wears glasses so everyone only thinks she is ugly but in reality is hawt.
Squad hawt?
Asking for a friend…
We’re talking AOC +
“Bob, we still haven’t had that little talk.”
ABC Just Asked for a Script For a New Show. The Premise: ….
‘The Fugitive’ – Trump is on the lam after being falsely accused of eating 2 scoops of ice cream.
A “Home Improvement” sequel, in the style of “The Connors.”
Tim “the Toolman” Taylor is dead, a victim of his own Toxic Masculinity and general clumsiness.
His Widow, Jill Taylor, has a succession of new lovers, both male and female, throughout the season.
His eldest son, Mark, is in a loveless marriage with a very conservative Republican woman who constantly nags him and/or refuses sex.
His middle son, Randy, is an unmarried, unemployed playboy who is involved with multiple women.
HIs youngest son, Brad, is a trans-woman with two adopted children who are also trans. Weird coincidence!
Wilson, the wise next door neighbor, is dead. His home was bought by a 3rd wave feminist (played by Rose McGowan) who advises Jill on matters of femininity and dismantling the patriarchy.
Al Borland is there also. he is married to a Strong Black Woman and has multiple precocious mixed race children.
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