Submitted by Bill:
Oh goodie! What’s next up for 2028? Butt sniffing?
Breakdancing now an Olympic sport, will debut at Paris in 2024
News5Cleveland via Associated Press | Dec. 7, 2020
Straight Line of the Day: Breakdancing will now be an Olympic sport. Next up…
Qualifying for vice president?
Straight Line of the Day: Breakdancing will now be an Olympic sport. Next up…
Synchronized Escalator Prancercizing!
Dasherizing?
Vixenizing?…
We can only hope the escalator eats the Olympic committee after it’s over.
King’s Cross your fingers.
… Break-striking…
…Marathon Ballot-counting…
… Expressive Surrender Flag Dancing…
I think that one is just a demonstration sport for the Paris games.
Breakdancing will now be an Olympic sport. Next up…
all Olympic games will be cancelled due to Virus of the Moment.
Breakdancing will now be an Olympic sport. Next up…
all Olympian contestants will be forbidden displaying their national flags on their face masks.
… the ever-popular Vaccine Relay…
Cross country full contact hide and seek.
Japan…you’re it!
Breakdancing will now be an Olympic sport. Next up…
virtue signaling.
Breakdancing will now be an Olympic sport. Next up…
speed texting
… the Outlander 5K, where only the gold medal is awarded…
Breakdancing will now be an Olympic sport. Next up…
Looting and pillaging.
Breakdancing will now be an Olympic sport. Next up…
everybody limbo!
Sissy Slap Boxing
the Social Protest Marathon
Synchronized Social Distancing
Gender Reassignment Relay
…including mixed doubles
57 factorial.
Breakdancing will now be an Olympic sport. Next up…
…mime (categories include individual, team and mixed doubles.)
Breakdancing will now be an Olympic sport. Next up…
…debuting at the 2022 Winter Games, dogsled racing. (Since the venue is Beijing, losing teams might be on the menu.)
Breakdancing will now be an Olympic sport. Next up…
…fix dancing.
Breakdancing will now be an Olympic sport. Next up…
horizontal mambo.
I’m getting good at that. Soo, I might even try it with a partner.
Breakdancing will now be an Olympic sport. Next up…
dirty dancing.
Breakdancing will now be an Olympic sport. Next up…
quilting.
I took a quilting class in high school.
I got a B.
Breakdancing will now be an Olympic sport. Next up…
there will be no next up, this is the Olympics death knell.
Synchronized French mistake. Voila!
Media dunking tank throw
Tethercat
Walrus, Clean and Jerk
Pin the Tail on the Cape Buffalo
That might actually be interesting.
… the most strenuous contest they’ve ever held: Caring about the Olympics.
paper rock scissors
Already a competitive sport:
and upon thinking about it the fact that I knew RPS was an organized competitive sport right off the top of my head has me questioning my life choices.
Ceremonial kneeling
Beat The Reaper
Breakdancing will now be an Olympic sport. Next up…
160 nations enter, one nation leaves.
THUNDERDOME
Pole dancing.
The only event worth watching, what do you bet it will be on PPV?
Breakdancing will now be an Olympic sport. Next up…
The Cornhole, Horseshoes & Badminton Clash – same games we play at the family get-togethers.
Badminton is an Olympic sport.
Vote casting…. for distance and accuracy
Emu wrangling
Conservative Cancelling
Vote Harvesting
. . .shucking and jiving.
Breakdancing will now be an Olympic sport. Next up…
International treadmill treadathon…… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkZcIjzID1o
On the other hand there are some people who are actually good at this sort of thing…………… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA
Practice, practice, practice!
Not at all bad.
Keaton or Chaplin would’ve played with the same thing, if there were treadmills in their day.
Or Keaton and Arbuckle. Watch these masters ply their craft…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBzlMKlWTg4 Gets a little weak towards the end but the kitchen scenes are classic.
Oh, I’ve seen it before.
Comedy gold.
It might take a person fifty or a hundred takes to get it right.
Keaton was generous enough — or honest enough (who knows?) — when he was recognized as a big star, to write that Arbuckle taught him almost everything about comedy. And he stuck with Arbuckle through all the supposed scandal and its aftermath.
5:24 — Cue up either:
“Walk Like An Egyptian”
or
“King Tut”