… Indy teams up with a gender-queer cryptologist, a quiet, shy, black professor of antiquities, a sassy Latinix linguist, and a tough, no-nonsense Asian womyn to…. Nope, forget it, I’ve already lost interest…
Indy’s chance to escape from the nursing home is foiled when he learns that the dessert that night will be butterscotch pudding, the Holy Grail of puddings.
“Raiders of the Last Joint Surgery Clinics”
Indie tries to locate the holy patella
An archeologist digs up HIM
he sits on a porch with a blanket on his lap trying to remember how many parsecs in a kessel.
Haha I love the technobable they try to use to explain away that one!
He’s dismissed as “older than dirt” and the archeological faux pas is totally ignored.
Harrison Ford will return in fifth Indiana Jones movie. In this one…
he will search for his “lost” glasses. Damnit, they were just here a minute ago!
Harrison Ford will return in fifth Indiana Jones movie. In this one…
the Rest Home will reveal its secrets.
… Indy finds himself lost in southern Florida, searching for a lost shaker of salt…
… Jones will pal-up with a Wookiee named Chewslower.
… Indy teams up with a gender-queer cryptologist, a quiet, shy, black professor of antiquities, a sassy Latinix linguist, and a tough, no-nonsense Asian womyn to…. Nope, forget it, I’ve already lost interest…
…. Jones begins to doubt the existence of “Top. Men.”…
… Indy loses his teaching position to “some young whipper-snapper”…
Indy tries to remember how to start his plane, then crashes on the tarmac.
Indy will rely on a walker (and not the Texas Ranger)
…is the prequel.
Harrison Ford will return in fifth Indiana Jones movie. In this one…
He will crash his plane into the Temple of Doom.
Indy’s chance to escape from the nursing home is foiled when he learns that the dessert that night will be butterscotch pudding, the Holy Grail of puddings.
…try to discover how it was possible that Shia LeBoef was not the worst thing about his previous movie.