Straight Line of the Day: When You Get To Congress, You’ll… Posted by Oppo on 21 December 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: When you get to Congress, you’ll…
… make sure I GET MINE!!! (Metaphorically speaking, of course, nothing to see here…) Reply to this comment
… argue for fiscal sanity until my term is up, then go back home and return to my real job… Reply to this comment
I would recommend a dashiki and a pillbox hat. It certainly worked for Marion Berry after he did his time for smoking crack with a whore. Reply to this comment
When you get to Congress, you’ll… …. do what you are told to do and keep quiet unless told what to say. Reply to this comment
Get kicked off whatever committee you were going to be on, because you’re not … You know … Diverse enough … Or Woke enough … Or something … Reply to this comment
…do a Scooby Doo ending and pull the mask off of Pelosi to reveal… Oh, it was Pelosi all the time. Reply to this comment
When you get to Congress, you’ll… get me a sweet, sweet Chinese “Girlfriend” and some sweet, sweet Chinese “Tokens, in 100s, of appreciation.” Reply to this comment
When I get to congress I will call for an immediate investigation as to why it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. Reply to this comment
When you get to Congress, you’ll… demand an immediate investigation into how in Hell there could be enough idiots out there to get me elected. Reply to this comment
When You Get To Congress, You’ll… …Start Fundraising for your next Election Race & Sponsor a Bill Against Term Limits. Reply to this comment
…and what? Spoil the surprise? You’ll have to wait and see, just like everyone else. Heh! heh! heh! Reply to this comment
…beat them like a rented mule.
Or rent them like a Beto mule.
A Moscow Beto Mule?
… make sure I GET MINE!!! (Metaphorically speaking, of course, nothing to see here…)
… argue for fiscal sanity until my term is up, then go back home and return to my real job…
… watch a lot of Schoolhouse Rock to get up to speed…
… infiltrate the Squad – those babes are HAWT!
“Bob, we need to have a little talk.”
When you get to Congress, you’ll…
switch to full automatic.
When you get to Congress, you’ll…
do nothing, just, do nothing.
You’ll fit right in.
Try and decide on what my ethnic wardrobe will be to shield me from criticism.
I would recommend a dashiki and a pillbox hat. It certainly worked for Marion Berry after he did his time for smoking crack with a whore.
When you get to Congress, you’ll…
…. do what you are told to do and keep quiet unless told what to say.
Get kicked off whatever committee you were going to be on, because you’re not … You know … Diverse enough … Or Woke enough … Or something …
…do a Scooby Doo ending and pull the mask off of Pelosi to reveal…
Oh, it was Pelosi all the time.
And I’d have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling Marxists!
Put up some “Left Lane Ends” and a “Merge Right” signs.
(on the moon)
…change how all votes are recorded as either “Bacon” or “Tofu”.
… switch to Calgon, and make sure to protect my “ancient Chinese secrets”…
switch all the coffee to Folgers crystals. New guy makes the coffee…
… make sure I get a Harumph outta all of them.
When you get to Congress, you’ll…
get me a sweet, sweet Chinese “Girlfriend” and some sweet, sweet Chinese “Tokens, in 100s, of appreciation.”
Schedule as many junkets as possible.
When I get to congress I will call for an immediate investigation as to why it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid.
When you get to Congress, you’ll…
demand an immediate investigation into how in Hell there could be enough idiots out there to get me elected.
Dummies…that all live in the fake Rock Ridge.
They usually vote Democrat.
…. you know — morons.
When You Get To Congress, You’ll…
…Start Fundraising for your next Election Race & Sponsor a Bill Against Term Limits.
… start acting like it’s 1865. Hell, can’t be more’n 1861!
…and what? Spoil the surprise? You’ll have to wait and see, just like everyone else.
Heh! heh! heh!
Kick Adam Schiff in the nuts.