Straight Line of the Day: Lawyers! Now they’re suing William Shakespeare, for his line from ‘Henry VI’, “First thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.“
Straight Line of the Day: Lawyers! Now they’re suing rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dkes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sht-kickers and Methodists! for the Hell of it.
Lawyers! Now they’re suing Basil for Not being Basil.
Han for shooting first
the salon owner for giving Nancy Pelosi a hair cut
my doctor for telling me to cut (way) back on red meat and bourbon to lower my LDL.
Straight Line of the Day: Lawyers! Now they’re suing brains for s**t…
Straight Line of the Day: Lawyers! Now they’re suing energy companies for not putting themselves out of business fast enough…
Straight Line of the Day: Lawyers! Now they’re suing bakers for an appalling lack of tart reform…
Alzheimer’s,
I can’t remember what.
LEEROY JENKINS,
Impulsive behavior
Straight Line of the Day: Lawyers! Now they’re suing other lawyers for guns and money…
Straight Line of the Day: Lawyers! Now they’re suing a boy named “Sioux” for copyright infringement…
Straight Line of the Day: Lawyers! Now they’re suing God for the hell of it.
Lawyers! Now they’re suing Everybody for Porsche payments
Straight Line of the Day: Lawyers! Now they’re suing politicians for giving lawyers a bad name…
Lawyers! Now they’re suing you for not being them.
Lawyers are now suing all 57 genders for omitting the 58th and 9th genders.
Straight Line of the Day: Lawyers! Now they’re suing Jobu for Rum
Straight Line of the Day: Lawyers! Now they’re suing William Shakespeare, for his line from ‘Henry VI’, “First thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.“
Straight Line of the Day: Lawyers! Now they’re suing rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dkes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sht-kickers and Methodists! for the Hell of it.
What about the Irish?
They are thanking their lucky stars they aren’t included.
Straight Line of the Day: Lawyers! Now they’re suing Sheriff Bart for the loss of a $400 rail cart.
Lawyers! Now they’re suing Gozer for being an amateur at destroying New York City.
Lawyers! Now they’re suing food court musicians for mall practice.
Lawyers! Now they’re suing ambulances for driving to evade.
Lawyers! Now they’re suing the wrong people for breathing.