Straight Line of the Day: Food Delivery Companies in France Pledge To Cut Waste. How? Posted by Oppo on 22 February 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Food delivery companies in France pledge to cut waste. How? 2 1
Food delivery companies in France pledge to cut waste. How? Same as always, coat everything in sauce au beurre. 2 Reply to this comment
Food delivery companies in France pledge to cut waste. How? utilize surrender flags as napkins. 7 Reply to this comment
Food delivery companies in France pledge to cut waste. How? If it’s turned down, serve it again the next day. 4 Reply to this comment
Food delivery companies in France pledge to cut waste. How? Utilize the alternate spelling of waist. Reply to this comment
Food delivery companies in France pledge to cut waste. How? Stop delivering food. 4 Reply to this comment
Food delivery companies in France pledge to cut waste. How? try to be even snobbier. 5 Reply to this comment
Food delivery companies in France pledge to cut waste. How? Substituting all French cuisine with signature *halal fare. *(ipecac not incl.) 2 Reply to this comment
Convert all the delivery vehicles into “Taco Trucks” and park them on the street corners instead of driving them around. Duh 3 Reply to this comment
Food delivery companies in France pledge to cut waste. How?… …Escargot Embargo 1 Reply to this comment
Having protesters throw it through your window as they pass by. All you can eat buffet at the Arc de Trough. Air drops by the Luftwaffe. Give Stacey Abrams a fork and a giant baguette to soak up the grease. 3 Reply to this comment
Food delivery companies in France pledge to cut waste. How?
Same as always, coat everything in sauce au beurre.
Food delivery companies in France pledge to cut waste. How?
utilize surrender flags as napkins.
Food delivery companies in France pledge to cut waste. How?
If it’s turned down, serve it again the next day.
Food delivery companies in France pledge to cut waste. How?
Utilize the alternate spelling of waist.
… By turning leftover garlic into personal hygiene products…
… By going Green (Soylent, that is.)…
Food delivery companies in France pledge to cut waste. How?
Stop delivering food.
Especially Lima beans.
Food delivery companies in France pledge to cut waste. How?
try to be even snobbier.
Food delivery companies in France pledge to cut waste. How?
Substituting all French cuisine with signature *halal fare.
*(ipecac not incl.)
Just delivering the food straight to the dump.
Convert all the delivery vehicles into “Taco Trucks” and park them on the street corners instead of driving them around. Duh
…sending their leftovers to feed the stupid English pigdogs.
… advertising “Deliverieuxs By Jock.”
“Jacques?”
“Non.“
… telling customers that their doggie bag does not bite.
… delivering food orders through the post office: literally snail mail.
… replacing beef with boeuf.
[/Cheers reference]
… withholding that one wafer-thin mint.
… not letting them eat cake.
… switching to a just-in-time logistics model for cheese.
… By letting the snails deliver themselves…
Food delivery companies in France pledge to cut waste. How?…
…Escargot Embargo
Having protesters throw it through your window as they pass by.
All you can eat buffet at the Arc de Trough.
Air drops by the Luftwaffe.
Give Stacey Abrams a fork and a giant baguette to soak up the grease.