Tuesday Night Open Thread: Move a Little to the Right

While we’re all thinking about Mars…

Several dust devils cross a plain in this animation of a series of images acquired by NASA’s Mars Rover Spirit in May, 2005. (NASA/JPL-Caltech/Cornell/USGS)

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China Celebrates Spring Festival With Covid-Shaped Fireworks

Credit: Zheng Lin

Song Parody: Puntin’ On The Risk

(To the tune of “Puttin’ on the Ritz”)

♩♩♩

If you’re Joe
And you don’t know
Where to go to
Why don’t you do
What you do best?
Pudding and a rest.

♩♩

Come, let’s go
With Rockefellers
Where Brandi Sniffer’s
In his cellar
Feathering his nest…
Putin and the rest.

♩♩♩

The Press is just a million-dollar groupie
Trying not to dance around like Snoopy
Super loopy . . .

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Interview With Hitler

Vogue (I’m guessing; or People, or Vanity Fair. Who gives a flying . . . ?)

Hitler (in Gucci. Sipping Dom ’39.)

Interviewer:

So: what is life like for Adolph Hitler?

Hitler:

I’m dead and I’m in Hell.

Interviewer:

Marvellous. Marvellous.

Speaking Bull on Guns

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“Mr. Biden, That Cackling Is Coming From Inside Your House!!”

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Eerie Similarity to How Conservatism Is Seen in D.C.

DR Congo’s Mysterious Metal Monolith Destroyed by Mob
BBC | February 18, 2021

A metal structure that mysteriously appeared on a roundabout in the Democratic Republic of Congo has been destroyed over fears about its origins.

People in the capital, Kinshasa, stoned and torched the 12ft (3.7m) triangular prism.

Witnesses say residents destroyed it to see what was inside.

Local mayor Bayllon Gaibene told the BBC that he had now sent some of the material to be tested by scientists to find out about its origins.

He denied an accusation by Kinshasa’s Governor Gentiny Ngobila that he was responsible for the mysterious monolith.

Mr. Ngobila’s spokesman had said the mayor had wanted to create a buzz.

Straight Line of the Day: In Jen Psaki’s List of Prepared Responses: …

Straight Line of the Day: In Jen Psaki’s list of prepared responses: …

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