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Posted by Oppo on 23 February 2021, 11:00 am

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Bob B

February 23, 2021 at 11:23 AM

Hey, I was assured that there’d be no probing this time…

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walruskkkch

February 23, 2021 at 11:30 AM

Death to walnuts!

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- Bob B
  
  February 23, 2021 at 12:50 PM
  
  … one bite at a time…
  
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