(To the tune of “Puttin’ on the Ritz”)

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If you’re Joe
And you don’t know
Where to go to
Why don’t you do
What you do best?
Pudding and a rest.

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Come, let’s go
With Rockefellers
Where Brandi Sniffer’s
In his cellar
Feathering his nest…
Putin and the rest.

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The Press is just a million-dollar groupie
Trying not to dance around like Snoopy
Super loopy . . .

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