Straight Line of the Day: It Used To Be “You Kids Get Off of My Lawn!” — Now It’s “You Kids…” Posted by Oppo on 4 June 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: It used to be “You kids get off of my lawn!” — Now it’s “You kids…” 4 2
It used to be “You kids get off of my lawn!” — Now it’s “You kids…” “you are so f****d. Have a great day.” 1 Reply to this comment
It used to be “You kids get off of my lawn!” — Now it’s “You kids…” “get off my Facebook page!” 3 Reply to this comment
Straight Line of the Day: It Used To Be “You Kids Get Off of My Lawn!” — Now It’s “You Kids… Get off OP(iu)M. — Other People’s Money 2 Reply to this comment
t used to be “You kids get off of my lawn!” — Now it’s “You kids… …get off my Wi-Fi!” 7 Reply to this comment
It used to be “You kids get off of my lawn!” Now it’s, “You kids… …get off my artificial lawn.” 1 Reply to this comment
“…. sure look cute sitting there with your legs crossed and barrettes in your hair. You look like you’re 19!” 2 Reply to this comment
…get off my personal use pot garden. …hold my incendiary device while I show you how to throw a brick. …are lucky Michael Jackson died, now all those otherwise unemployable surgeons can help you pick a gender. …have so many character flaws your futures as big city mayors are preordained. 1 Reply to this comment
…look up from your phone.
…pay off the deficit!
…use my correct pronouns!
Get your arses outside and play on the lawn!
…stand still. My aim ain’t what it used to be.
…can you help me up?
… “haven’t seen my car keys laying around, have you?”
It used to be “You kids get off of my lawn!” — Now it’s “You kids…”
“you are so f****d. Have a great day.”
It used to be “You kids get off of my lawn!” — Now it’s “You kids…”
“get off my Facebook page!”
… “Stop meddling…”
Good luck, you’re gonna need it.
So long… and thanks for all the fish.
…fat, stupid, and liberal is no way to go through life.
Straight Line of the Day: It Used To Be “You Kids Get Off of My Lawn!” — Now It’s “You Kids…
Get off OP(iu)M. — Other People’s Money
…get outta my large wooden badger.
t used to be “You kids get off of my lawn!” — Now it’s “You kids…
…get off my Wi-Fi!”
“You kids stop looting and burning my lawn!”
It used to be “You kids get off of my lawn!” Now it’s, “You kids…
…get off my artificial lawn.”
…stop sneaking over my border wall.
“…. sure look cute sitting there with your legs crossed and barrettes in your hair. You look like you’re 19!”
Get outta my SLotD contest
…get off my personal use pot garden.
…hold my incendiary device while I show you how to throw a brick.
…are lucky Michael Jackson died, now all those otherwise unemployable surgeons can help you pick a gender.
…have so many character flaws your futures as big city mayors are preordained.