to answer the question that’s bugged him for years: Does red hair really smell like strawberries or have the SS been pulling his leg (hairs) all this time?
Straight Line of the Day: Biden is going to a climate meeting in Glasgow in November. On his agenda… are the cutest drawings of ice cream cones and little children. He tries hard to color inside the lines but you know it’s hard to do with all those voices whispering in his ear.
Straight Line of the Day: Biden is going to a climate meeting in Glasgow in November. On his agenda…
Making a call to Joe Namath about that medicare supplement
Exporting his climate policies, covid policies, economy killing policies, family hating policies and other disasters. Don’t they have enough problems in Scotland, they are after all part of the same dependency as Australia, so there’s that.
…ice cream.
(with a lid)
…trying to figure out what language they speak there… and failing…
… heating things up with some of the younger female attendees, if you catch my drift…
… total capitulation…
Asking Jill what a “Glasgow” was and if he’d be home for Christmas. He likes Christmas.
… replacing Plastiwegians with more renewable Paperwegians and Glaswegians.
…to get a kilt
…single malt Scotch …aged in barrels made from old large wooden badgers.
Entering the “Best Leg Hair” kilt competition.
…trying to stay warm and dry…
Flying both AF-1 & AF-2 with a contingent of 30 fighters and other support aircraft
to show his solidarity with being carbon neutral.
Sticking to the teleprompter because Mommy said so.
…picking up a gift for Barack – a Scottie dog.
“No thanks, Joe. I already ate.”
–Barrack Obama when presented with a Scottie.
Demanding someone be fired or they won’t get any money.
… is scooting up to St. Andrews for a photo op at Northpoint where Kate met Wills (for coffee).
An impromptu (but req’d) gathering to $howca$e Hunter’$ painting$….
…try to figure out why they keep calling him sassenach.
…figuring out which of these guys is supposed to beam him up.
Sniff and fondle Greta Thunberg.
I think she would like that very much.
…to put an end to the climate for once and for all.
to answer the question that’s bugged him for years: Does red hair really smell like strawberries or have the SS been pulling his leg (hairs) all this time?
… to try out the new speech he’s been working on since August:
“Ich bin ein jelly donut. Now get in mah belly!”
… talk about the jobs in Scotland he had in his youth.
That leprechaun beer Jack! Man I remember when I worked in a steel oats mill in Ireland. They gave me my first, whaddaya… the thing.
Straight Line of the Day: Biden is going to a climate meeting in Glasgow in November. On his agenda… are the cutest drawings of ice cream cones and little children. He tries hard to color inside the lines but you know it’s hard to do with all those voices whispering in his ear.
Biden is going to a climate meeting in Glasgow in November. On his agenda…
Straight Line of the Day: Biden is going to a climate meeting in Glasgow in November. On his agenda…
Making a call to Joe Namath about that medicare supplement
Exporting his climate policies, covid policies, economy killing policies, family hating policies and other disasters. Don’t they have enough problems in Scotland, they are after all part of the same dependency as Australia, so there’s that.