Biden and his support staff walk into a bar..they eat and drink for three hours
.then leave with no one handling the tab because they are all above such trivial matters..and they each believe down deep..” you will owe nothing..and be happy..”
The staff complains about the selections and end up ordering wine. When the server gets to Brandon he ask what type of beers they had.
As she points to the list he grabs her tush and asks her to tell him what’s her favorite.
“Well,” she says, “we have usual domestics and quite a few good locals, but…” She lowered her voice. “I like the Smart beer.”
“What’s that?” he asked.
“You know how if you drink too much beer you get stupid? Well this local brew makes you sharper!”
Thinking this might help his poll numbers, he orders a tall one.
When he gets it he takes a long pull and grimaced. “Man! That’s bitter…and warm!”
“It’s basically an IPA,” said the server, “but meant to be served room temperature to bring out the body.”
Joe finishes it and tells the server “I don’t feel any smarter.”
“Oh, it doesn’t happen all at once! It’s incremental.”
A staffer explained what that meant so Joe ordered another and drank it down.
“Still don’t feel smarter.”
“Do you want another?”
“Yeah, why not.”
The server came back as he finished the last mug.
“You know…I was just thinking…this stuff tastes like piss.”
“Ah!” said the server. “Now you’re getting smarter!”
Biden and his support staff walk into a bar . . . and finds his parties best already there doing what they do best. AOC is behind the counter serving drinks, and Pelosi is knocking ’em back. Newsome is admiring himself in a mirror. Swalwell is leaving with that nice Asian girl. Schumer is scurrying around the floor eating the crumbs, well except for the parmesian ones. Hunter’s got dibs on those.
… and Joe immediately drags a stool into the men’s room. When asked what he’s doing, he responds, “just taking my spot, I mean, this IS where all the other Richards hang out”.
He then demands a pudding.
No joke man.
Biden and his support staff walk into a bar . . .
“No joke, folks…”
The bar says “Ow!”
Historians make compelling comparisons to Ted Kennedy…
Biden and his support staff walk into a bar..they eat and drink for three hours
.then leave with no one handling the tab because they are all above such trivial matters..and they each believe down deep..” you will owe nothing..and be happy..”
One of the handlers heads over to the bartender and says, “The president will have his usual round for the crew.”
The bartender, puzzled, says, “Mr Biden has never been in here before.”
The handler replies, “You know that, and I know that….”
…but the bar is closed. The Pelosis have already been there.
…which is understandable since it was set so low for Brandon.
The staff complains about the selections and end up ordering wine. When the server gets to Brandon he ask what type of beers they had.
As she points to the list he grabs her tush and asks her to tell him what’s her favorite.
“Well,” she says, “we have usual domestics and quite a few good locals, but…” She lowered her voice. “I like the Smart beer.”
“What’s that?” he asked.
“You know how if you drink too much beer you get stupid? Well this local brew makes you sharper!”
Thinking this might help his poll numbers, he orders a tall one.
When he gets it he takes a long pull and grimaced. “Man! That’s bitter…and warm!”
“It’s basically an IPA,” said the server, “but meant to be served room temperature to bring out the body.”
Joe finishes it and tells the server “I don’t feel any smarter.”
“Oh, it doesn’t happen all at once! It’s incremental.”
A staffer explained what that meant so Joe ordered another and drank it down.
“Still don’t feel smarter.”
“Do you want another?”
“Yeah, why not.”
The server came back as he finished the last mug.
“You know…I was just thinking…this stuff tastes like piss.”
“Ah!” said the server. “Now you’re getting smarter!”
Oppo,
Feel free to promote this 😉
Not realistic. Nothing makes that bud wiser.
I wish I’d said that!
Biden and his support staff walk into a bar . . . and finds his parties best already there doing what they do best. AOC is behind the counter serving drinks, and Pelosi is knocking ’em back. Newsome is admiring himself in a mirror. Swalwell is leaving with that nice Asian girl. Schumer is scurrying around the floor eating the crumbs, well except for the parmesian ones. Hunter’s got dibs on those.
… and Joe immediately drags a stool into the men’s room. When asked what he’s doing, he responds, “just taking my spot, I mean, this IS where all the other Richards hang out”.