Biden Plans To Attend Detroit Auto Show
Reuters | 9-2-22 | David ShepardsonPresident Joe Biden said on Friday he plans to attend the Detroit auto show later this month as his administration touts a rising number of investments in electric vehicles and battery manufacturing.
…some Cherry Garcia.
… enjoying a tour of the surrounding lakes in Minnesota…
… an off-the-cuff statement about how the internal combustion engine is vital to US economic interests…
… a request to see the Duesenberg plant…
…Biden will call “Shotgun” for his ride in an Edsel.
(When he actually yells “SHOTGUN” the Secret Service will tackle and cuff anyone with 25′ of him)
…Biden will ask, “When did Ford stop making Model T’s black?”
Or: “When did Ford stop making Model T’s Fat?”
Biden will pass on the orange Dodge Charger… as it looks to “Trumpy”
…pudding fingerprints on any vehicle surface Biden touches.
…Biden will say, “I thought we’d moved all this sh!t to Japan.”
“You all still in business?”
AND
“I still got two more years to solve that problem,”
Biden will ask the CEO’s, “Where ya manufacture all the D-cells ya gonna need for those ‘lectric cars?”
Going back to his truckin roots..he was such a good trucker they called him “Shifty Biden”
Sniffing the car show models hair while eating an ice cream
..its a holiday for Joe..cmon man..he’ll be sniffing the car seats when they get out…no joke!
Joe’s on a mission to sniff out semi-Fascists where ever he can find them.
Expected highlights of his trip:
Seeing if his gaffs per minute can outperform a Prius’ miles per gallon.
Expected highlights of his trip:
Finally getting an explanation on why tires are circle instead of square.
…gives in to compulsion to mandate re-introduction of 1938 Volkswagen Beetle.
…gets jostled during sudden appearance of Kamala when somebody mentions his blown hemi.
…Hunter is back in business arranging meetings, and he can reminisce about his street fights with Ethanol Pop.
Several high power naps a day. Sleep on the way there, sleep in the car, wander around like a lost puppy, find somewhere to nap, nap going back in the car, nap on the plane to Delaware, nap on the beach for three days. All in all a productive weekend.
…showing up in Des Moine.