Wonder Woman and Batman have been canceled. They are now Wonderperson and Batperson. No, make that Wonderperdaughter and Batperdaughter. No, wait, make that Wonderbornwithauterus and Batoppressor.
So dragging it down into the sewer from the gutter…..
If she has sex does she become Wonderbred?…
If Batman dated AOC and there was a child, that wasnt aborted, is it Bat Crap Crazy?
Casting the new Democrat comic book super villain movie:
Jerry Nadler as The Blob
Chuck Schumer as Venom
Kamala Harris’ speechwriter as the Riddler, Harris as the Joker
The new IRS as Doctor Octopus
Jen Psaki as Two Face
Chelsea Clinton as the Scarecrow
Anthony Fauci as Doctor Doom
Bernie Sanders as Mr. Freeze
Hillary Clinton as Deadshot
Nancy Pelosi as Clayface
John Kerry as Abomination
Lindsey Graham as Chameleon
Karine Jean Pierre as Nimrod
Liz Cheney as the Lizard
Adam Kinzinger as Captain Cold
Al Gore as Heat Wave
Rashida Tlaib as Viper
Mitt Romney as the Rhino
AOC thinks of herself as the Enchantress, no one else does
The New York Times as J. Jonah Jameson
Barack Obama as Nightmare
Rachel Levine as Bizarro
Ron Klain as Puppet Master
Biden administration as the Wrecker
Democrat voters as The Parasite
No Democrat qualifies as Brainiac
The Democrats are a lot like the Suicide Squad – surly, mostly unlikeable, and don’t seem to accomplish much of anything…
Chuck Schumer acts a lot like Donald Duck when he doesn’t get his way…
And he acts a lot like Scrooge McDuck when he does…
Joe Biden reminds me of Willoughby – “Which way do I go, George?”
I know , it’s a cartoon, not a comic, but it’s Monday morning – what do you expect from me???
And he’s much more like a cartoon – no overarching plot, just a series of spasmatic reactions that make no rational sense…
Speaking with a lisp, I’m Mighty Thor at the idiots running this country.
In other news, the Fantastic Three just got rid of, you know, The Thing.
On a daily basis, KJP has declared herself Spider Womyn, and is weaving a web of deceit.
…Leftists will throw a trantrum like Baby Huey.
The Katzenjammer Kids have been turned loose in Portland…
Wonder Woman and Batman have been canceled. They are now Wonderperson and Batperson. No, make that Wonderperdaughter and Batperdaughter. No, wait, make that Wonderbornwithauterus and Batoppressor.
So dragging it down into the sewer from the gutter…..
If she has sex does she become Wonderbred?…
If Batman dated AOC and there was a child, that wasnt aborted, is it Bat Crap Crazy?
..hey, its Monday..
It’s like talking to fish if you’re anyone but Aquaman. And if you are Aquaman, well, that’s its own punishment.
Any Super hero that becomes leftist will immediately take on the new super hero name – Superfluous
Leftists in theory: End on a cliffhanger
Leftists in practice: Leap off cliffs.
Leftists in theory: Venerate Joker & V
Leftists in practice: Emulate Gargamel.
D & C comics releases…”Abortion Squad!!!” fighting for your right to still not understand the concept of birth control in 2022..
Discussing current events with leftists is like angering The Hulk. Another comic-book analogy: …
they are like comic books themselves, childish things that should be put away when you grow up and not be the basis of your personal reality.
Casting the new Democrat comic book super villain movie:
Jerry Nadler as The Blob
Chuck Schumer as Venom
Kamala Harris’ speechwriter as the Riddler, Harris as the Joker
The new IRS as Doctor Octopus
Jen Psaki as Two Face
Chelsea Clinton as the Scarecrow
Anthony Fauci as Doctor Doom
Bernie Sanders as Mr. Freeze
Hillary Clinton as Deadshot
Nancy Pelosi as Clayface
John Kerry as Abomination
Lindsey Graham as Chameleon
Karine Jean Pierre as Nimrod
Liz Cheney as the Lizard
Adam Kinzinger as Captain Cold
Al Gore as Heat Wave
Rashida Tlaib as Viper
Mitt Romney as the Rhino
AOC thinks of herself as the Enchantress, no one else does
The New York Times as J. Jonah Jameson
Barack Obama as Nightmare
Rachel Levine as Bizarro
Ron Klain as Puppet Master
Biden administration as the Wrecker
Democrat voters as The Parasite
No Democrat qualifies as Brainiac
Gumbeaux…no doubt a very cathartic experience for you..well done
Everything turns green and you’re buried in a hole in the ground.