I saw this provocative headline:
We Have Been Thinking About This All Wrong
American Thinker | 1 Sept., 2022 | Kevin Lewis
… and immediately thought of what Moon Nukers might make of it.
[In case you’re wondering, he seems to be talking about government policy ruining America.]
Straight Line of the Day: What have we been thinking about all wrong?

What have we been thinking about all wrong?
The Yak was dead.
If I had enough time, I could have proved, using geometric logic, that there was a second Yak…
Why does the Emu get upset when we suspect fowl play?
Yak’s first appearance: https://www.imao.us/2021/07/cartoons-and-memes-65/
Yak’s appearance yesterday:
https://www.imao.us/2022/09/fbi/#comments
Am I really supposed to believe that is the same yak?
It’s for your own good.
I still believe 2+2=4, O’Brien.
Or is that “one potato, two potatoes”?
What have we been thinking about all wrong?
Not to have that second helping of pie.
…there was a second key…
…that its only an urban legend that Trump had pics of Michelle Obama and Big Foot in compromising positions in his safe.
Fake News! Michelle and Bigfoot are the same person!
I’ve never seen them both in the same place at the same time.
Different safe.
…some times is may be OK for the count to be 2 or even 4… 5 is still right out.
Gravity doesn’t actually exist and everyone is just too darn heavy…
If you play God Save The Queen backwards, it has a warning about King Charles, the WEFers and the use of BacOs on salads…
Descartes was wrong…
I don’t think so.
There is a correct way to say “Basil”…
I’ve always been thinking that women are just like men mentally, but far more attractive and useful.
Artificial sweeteners were safe, there were WMDs in Iraq, and Anna Nicole married for love.
Love of money doesn’t count?
Demands are a girl’s best friend.
Raccoons don’t really wash their food before eating it; probably lied about other things too.
I should have known better than to trust a procyonid in a mask.
What have we been thinking about all wrong?
The description of people as “anal retentive.” Currently, we use the phrase for people who are excessively demanding and detail oriented, when it makes more sense to use it to describe somebody likely to say, “I don’t give a crap.”
What have we been thinking about all wrong?
Directions. Have we ever considered that the North Pole should actually be on the bottom?
It will be soon, the magnetic poles switching is what’s causing all this madness. It’s even going to change the flow of music, as AC/DC will become DC/AC.
What have we been thinking about all wrong?
Was Paul really the cute one?