Joe: Knock knock.
Media: Who’s there?
Joe: Snow.
Media: Snow who?
Joe: Snow use. I forgot my name again. The Republicans can do this to you too. Publish that!
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies, falling almost as fast as my approval rating! Rivers and seas boiling as much as my handlers when I go off prompter! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes, hurricanes, global warming, global cooling, how dare you! The dead rising from the grave, roughly 50 million of my ballots! Where’s Jackie? Human sacrifice in blue cities, dogs and cats living together… MASS HYSTERIA!
Hey Gumbeaux…careful, they become worried when we tell them exactly what their fate is..and we are getting our brimstone from China so we might not have enough..
“If Republicans get elected? 87,000 new armed IRS agents! Gas prices will keep rising! Inflation will keep rising! China will still own my corrupt family! Big Tech will censor! Monkeypox! Dogpox! Catpox! Horsepox! Pelosipox! Fatal Acne! Dr. Fauci will quit, wait, that’s a good thing! Food shortages! The Daytona 500 drivers will be forced to use electric cars, and will now be called the Daytona 5. Mighty Casey will strike out! Jill’s “sofa cushion” clothing line at KMart will be cancelled!”
No body know the ballots I’ve seen,
No body knows my sorrow,
Please Mr Joe, the ballots I’ve gleaned,
Can I burn all the republican ones tomorrow..
No body knows the ballots I stole,
No body knows what I drive
Please Mr.Joe, their faces haunt me,
Of fellow citizens,their rights I’ve deprived
No body knows the ballots I’ve seen
Go into trunks and gone from sight
Please Mr.Joe , I’ll burn them in the mornin
I’m tired, please lets call it a night..
Liz Cheney: What stinkin gains? I haven’t gained a single pound since the Fascist Bush2 Regime.
Biden issues warning about Republican gains in midterms: …
…They’re gonna put your criminals in jail!
Biden issues warning about Republican gains in midterms: …
no joke.
… “Where do we go now???”
Spoken by losers everywhere…
Straight Line of the Day: Biden Issues Warning About Republican Gains in Midterms: …
No soup for you.
… “There’ll be Handmaidens as far as the eye can see… Mmmmm, Handmaidens…”
… will likely result in Nancy moving to Italy, and the Italians will NOT be happy.
That will teach those Italians for voting the wrong way!
Jackie may become Speaker of the House.
“The Easter Bunny will be relegated to one day of work a year. Come on, man!”
…” I tell you, they’ll make you have electricity 24 hours a day, no joke!!!”
“Corvettes like yours and mine will be unable to recharge at any of our mansions.”
“Kamala may not have to break any more ties in the Senate.”
Sounds dirty, but I’m not sure it is.
“Veto-p-r-rrrrroooooof major’ty — son’s a lot like pedo-proof majorty. I mean it.
And nowadays, no one f****s with a Biden.”
{Whispers to girl in front row.}
Joe: Knock knock.
Media: Who’s there?
Joe: Snow.
Media: Snow who?
Joe: Snow use. I forgot my name again. The Republicans can do this to you too. Publish that!
… ” If they take power, pretty soon you’ll be able to tell women from men without a dispensation from a woke progressive, and we can’t have that!!!”
“If Republicans take the House and Senate, the price of trunalimunumaprzure will skyrocket!”
Biden issues warning about Republican gains in midterms: …
My 10% will be cut to 5%!
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies, falling almost as fast as my approval rating! Rivers and seas boiling as much as my handlers when I go off prompter! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes, hurricanes, global warming, global cooling, how dare you! The dead rising from the grave, roughly 50 million of my ballots! Where’s Jackie? Human sacrifice in blue cities, dogs and cats living together… MASS HYSTERIA!
Hey Gumbeaux…careful, they become worried when we tell them exactly what their fate is..and we are getting our brimstone from China so we might not have enough..
We were only introduced to Nostrildumass yesterday, but he’s proving very prescient.
…the climate change induced end of humanity will be moved from 2030 to next Arbor Day.
Biden Issues Warning About Republican Gains in Midterms: …You can bring a horse to water, but you can’t fool him twice… Kemosabe…
“If Republicans get elected? 87,000 new armed IRS agents! Gas prices will keep rising! Inflation will keep rising! China will still own my corrupt family! Big Tech will censor! Monkeypox! Dogpox! Catpox! Horsepox! Pelosipox! Fatal Acne! Dr. Fauci will quit, wait, that’s a good thing! Food shortages! The Daytona 500 drivers will be forced to use electric cars, and will now be called the Daytona 5. Mighty Casey will strike out! Jill’s “sofa cushion” clothing line at KMart will be cancelled!”
You forgot about the dogs and cats.
They are woven into the warped and woof.
Living together.
With their diseases.
No body know the ballots I’ve seen,
No body knows my sorrow,
Please Mr Joe, the ballots I’ve gleaned,
Can I burn all the republican ones tomorrow..
No body knows the ballots I stole,
No body knows what I drive
Please Mr.Joe, their faces haunt me,
Of fellow citizens,their rights I’ve deprived
No body knows the ballots I’ve seen
Go into trunks and gone from sight
Please Mr.Joe , I’ll burn them in the mornin
I’m tired, please lets call it a night..