Straight Line of the Day: The Opportune Moment’s Probably Passed, But I Could Have Used a Good Pick-Up Line Here Posted by Oppo on 17 October 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: The opportune moment’s probably passed, but I could have used a good pick-up line here.
“You look like you’d like something big and hard…. lIke Michaelangelo’s David.” Reply to this comment
“Yo Adrian, I’ve been running up and down those steps outside for 20 years, and I never knew there was valuable pictures in this building.” 1 Reply to this comment
You know..I’m a bit of an artist myself..I recently painted the bedroom in my apartment..want to drop over and check it out? 2 Reply to this comment
Hey baby, if you think these are good, you should see some of my paintings. ~ Hunter Biden 1 Reply to this comment
Hey good looking..I’ve had eczema bad most of my life..want to drop over and check out my itchings? 2 Reply to this comment
They did such a good job you cant see any of the numbers…while we’re on that subject…how about your phone number… Reply to this comment
“You know, if you wanted to see a masterpiece you only had to look in a mirror.” Reply to this comment
While I prefer the book version, there is something to be said about the way the artist leaves so much open to interpretation. 1 Reply to this comment
Excuse me Miss, but Stacey Abrams wants her barstool back. Oh, when you said triptych I thought you meant… After the paint dries wanna go out and watch the grass grow or maybe put kettle on at my place? 2 Reply to this comment
Did you know those paintings are the second most titillating and passionate things in this room? Sooo….. Watcha thinking about? Reply to this comment
“Hey… Did you ever have President Biden sniff your hair?”
“You look like you’d like something big and hard…. lIke Michaelangelo’s David.”
“When did you start exposing yourself to art?”
…this contest is not fair… all D@mncat has to do is just purr.
Ladies luv teh kitteh!
Hey baby what’s your sign? Imma Taurus.
“Leo, Nardo.”
“Yo Adrian, I’ve been running up and down those steps outside for 20 years, and I never knew there was valuable pictures in this building.”
“Hey baby, wanna play a part in a caper film?”
“Hey baby, if you like Old Masters, you’ll love me!!!”
“Whaddya call a man with no arms or legs hanging on the wall?”
Art. Whaddya call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean?
Osama Bin Laden
Extra helping ~~~~
Hey, is that a Bob joke?
Not if you don’t get it.
Bob.
Whaddya call two men with no arms or legs hanging by the window.
Curt and Rod. What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen… What do you call her if she is also Chinese?
Irene. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at the door?
STOP!!!
Matt. What do you call an Israeli woman with one leg shorter than the other?
What!? No one knows?? Jewlean.
What do you call an irish woman with no arms or legs on your deck.
You know..I’m a bit of an artist myself..I recently painted the bedroom in my apartment..want to drop over and check it out?
Hey baby, if you think these are good, you should see some of my paintings. ~ Hunter Biden
Hey good looking..I’ve had eczema bad most of my life..want to drop over and check out my itchings?
They did such a good job you cant see any of the numbers…while we’re on that subject…how about your phone number…
“You know, if you wanted to see a masterpiece you only had to look in a mirror.”
“What’s a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?”
The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful.
Do you have any soup?
I’m not really this tall, I’m standing on my wallet.
While I prefer the book version, there is something to be said about the way the artist leaves so much open to interpretation.
Excuse me Miss, but Stacey Abrams wants her barstool back.
Oh, when you said triptych I thought you meant…
After the paint dries wanna go out and watch the grass grow or maybe put kettle on at my place?
Did you know those paintings are the second most titillating and passionate things in this room?
Sooo….. Watcha thinking about?
Bueller…
Bueller…
Bueller…