… people who are always using the word “infer” when they obviously meant “imply”… I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing, but frankly, I can’t imagine why…
People who, you know, use all kinds of, well, uh, meaningless distraction words, like, all the time, because they, you know, don’t really had their thoughts, or their meaning, like, well prepared so they kind of, well, ramble on a bit, I guess, until they, umm, sort of figure out what it is they really want to say. Know what I mean?
Brandon: Trunalimunumaprzure. Dot com. End of speech. Stop reading. Have someone coherent lead you away from the podium. Stop reading, you moron!
Kamala: I use drugs, because I have never gotten a hangover from drugs, and Epstein didn’t hangover himself, and my salad dressing bottles are filled with alphabet soup, since I couldn’t talk if there wasn’t an alphabet, and there are lots of alphabets throughout the significance of the passage of time. Cackle cackle.
King Charles as soon as he starts the climate change WEF shtick..do not pass GO…do not collect 200 pounds..because it is too heavy to carry into jail anyway….and I like my little……………………..
Me, but it can’t be worse than Facebook jail…no way.
Do you mean an English jail that is bad, or a jail for for bad English? Oppo, you have some hyphenation to do!
Also, why is Bad capitalized? Is that it’s proper name? Reginald Bad’s jail for improper grammer?
ooh crap. Its proper name…dammit. Where do I report for sentencing?
It’s part of a title, so everything gets capitalized except prepositions and articles.
Well akshulley…
Bad is capitalized in the text below the title as well.
No! No! Not the comfy chair!
The Kingsmen for their hit single….
Whoever brought up Covfefe… whatever that is.
Joe Biden… for you know… the thing.
… people who overuse ellipses…
now… cut… that… out…
!!!AND EXC!!MAT!ON PO!NTS!!!
Or __________ speaking __________like William________Shatner
Sorry, that’s…a plus.
People who write, “could of, should of, would of” rather than “could’ve, should’ve, would’ve.”
… people who are always using the word “infer” when they obviously meant “imply”… I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing, but frankly, I can’t imagine why…
Well they are literally correct, figuratively speaking.
… someone who constantly pronounces “moot” as “mute” – it just grates, man!
Talk to Basil, not Basil.
Jonathan Cain.
People who, you know, use all kinds of, well, uh, meaningless distraction words, like, all the time, because they, you know, don’t really had their thoughts, or their meaning, like, well prepared so they kind of, well, ramble on a bit, I guess, until they, umm, sort of figure out what it is they really want to say. Know what I mean?
Basically.
So pretty much every athlete in the world and almost all teenagers?
Anybody who would mis-onomatapoeia an M4.
What an English motorway has to do with anything is beyond me…
Canadians because of the 11-letter word they pronounce incorrectly.
Grammarians are those up with which I cannot put.
They’ve upped their standards… so now up yours.
(there’s that d*amned ellipses again)
And prepositions are what we should never end a sentence with.
Adolf Hitler for being Anti-Semantic, or maybe that was Anti-Semitic, Whatever.
Brandon: Trunalimunumaprzure. Dot com. End of speech. Stop reading. Have someone coherent lead you away from the podium. Stop reading, you moron!
Kamala: I use drugs, because I have never gotten a hangover from drugs, and Epstein didn’t hangover himself, and my salad dressing bottles are filled with alphabet soup, since I couldn’t talk if there wasn’t an alphabet, and there are lots of alphabets throughout the significance of the passage of time. Cackle cackle.
Jimmy Carter: Miss me yet?
I for one do not miss you at all Jimmy…although I do sometimes miss Billy Beer.
Whoever programmed the autocorrect algorithm.
Charlie Chan – life without parole.
Anyone who spells it gaol
People who should be in a Bad English jail: …
Anyone who is not Sigismund.
Every news “journalist” that uses the word pleaded instead of pled to announce if a person declared themselves innocent or guilty in past tense.
Proponents of nucular energy.
King Charles as soon as he starts the climate change WEF shtick..do not pass GO…do not collect 200 pounds..because it is too heavy to carry into jail anyway….and I like my little……………………..
…That little Yoder feller for one.