Put out an ad to hire people to stuff envelopes and deliver them..$10 each envelope proven by photos.
Must have cellphone with camera, vehicle or pack mule, low morals and hatred towards your own country..
Have you tried a weekly contest with photos of attractive women?
P.S. Future recommendation for the league: The Jenny’s, Jenny McCarthy, Jennifer Lawarence, J Lo, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Grey, and of course, whoever answers the phone at 867-5309.
Have you considered what would happen if you bought bots?
It would involve wielding a hammer in your underwear.
The first rule of underwear hammer fight club is not to talk about underwear hammer fight club.
— MSM
Why would a hammer wear your underwear?
I would suggest creating a series of “Where’s Emu” books, posting daily hints on your webpage. That would surely drive views…
Try posting Oppo research…
It would make the several hairs on your head stand on end like the fretful porpentine.
Announce a Premium membership level, with perks such as free access to Walruskkkch’s notorious intern photo shoots…
You could start offering great extended car warranties by offering free bacon dinners to listen to why you and your family should click on it.
Is that the one weird trick that insurance companies DON’T want us to know about?
Ah, I expect that when the IRS gets 87,000 new employees, this site will get increased attention.
More Blazing Saddles and Monty Python references might pep you up some!
Put out an ad to hire people to stuff envelopes and deliver them..$10 each envelope proven by photos.
Must have cellphone with camera, vehicle or pack mule, low morals and hatred towards your own country..
Have Trump proclaim on Twitter that he’s against SLotD… or that he’s for SLotD… Works either way.
Discredit other websites. Once people hear that a popular blogger enjoys a shar pei smoothie, they’ll be looking for an alternative source.
You could rent that billboard on Route 487 outside Medicine Bow, Wyoming.
All of us here could tell all our friends.
Wait, that’s no good. We’re all the only friends we have 🙁
Getting a bit too familiar there, ain’t ya, bub?
What’s that old joke?
“Cats don’t have owners, only staff.”
Have you tried a weekly contest with photos of attractive women?
P.S. Future recommendation for the league: The Jenny’s, Jenny McCarthy, Jennifer Lawarence, J Lo, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Grey, and of course, whoever answers the phone at 867-5309.
Garner had her shot.
Some spammer says we can increase our site visitation by a thousandfold. I didn’t click, but how?
Just post harder.
Have you tried hot lesbian prawn?
Didn’t know prawns could be lesbians.
Well, they are bottom feeders.
I’ll see myself out.
And then in
and then out
and then in…
More airplane photos. I haven’t seen any good wing-walking videos in some time.
Promise people relief from anxiety by petting Hedgehogs. Can’t miss