…the signing of the Spanish Inquisition
…the signing of Obamacare so I coulda laughed in Obama’s face.
…the signing of Babe Ruth’s record contract of $9,202.
…Trump’ signing of EO’s wiping out all of Obama’s EO’s.
…well, I’d never actually kill a not yet, but someday will be, genocidal monster as an infant in the cradle, but I am not above going back nine months before his birth to cockblock his father.
It might be fun to go back to a primitive era and use modern technology to convince them that you are some sort of dirty to reap the rewards, but then you have to worry about keeping the iPhone charged somehow, plus you never know if you’re going to be able to understand the accents, and who wants to live in a world that is still centuries away from flushing toilets and soft toilet paper, anyway, so, I think it would be nice to just go back to, oh, let’s say 1960 or so and just bring my father to a have a little chat with a stockbroker.
I would go back to when I was a teen and visit my old girl friends. With what I know now I would tell them more of my storys…the girls would spread the word that I am a cunning linguist..my dance card would be full..
It would be fun to go back in time to…
Hear the Big Bang! (Not that kind of bang, pervert.)
It would be fun to go back in time to…
Develop a metric system to measure time.
… to convince George Orwell to change his book title to 2020…
… see what the world would be like if I had never existed…
“Accidentally” step on a pre-cambrian butterfly & just start the whole dang mess over. See how it turns out.
… corrupt the code of every social media app ever…
. . . have Noah kill the mosquitoes and roaches once on the ark
To warn the dinosaurs to build a spaceship to get the heck outta Dodge.
It would be fun to go back in time to…
Drink with Fred and Barney.
… to corner the market on pork bellies
(He who controls bacon, controls the world).
…someone keeps going back in time and moderating my comments.
It would be fun to go back in time to…
Go cherry tree chopping with George.
…the signing of the Spanish Inquisition
…the signing of Obamacare so I coulda laughed in Obama’s face.
…the signing of Babe Ruth’s record contract of $9,202.
…Trump’ signing of EO’s wiping out all of Obama’s EO’s.
It would be fun to go back in time to…
… see what all the IMAO commenters were having for breakfast this morning.
One guess.
… savor a sweet, sweet Anonymiss cookie again…
Those were the days…maple bacon…no nuts
… hang out with Marty at the big dance.
…and do the duck walk
Tell Sears to hang on to their mail order business just a bit longer… and of course buy lots of sears stock.
Post the very first Cat vidoe on the internet.
and see web threads before spellcheck.
. . . collect the dimes out of the Rock Ridge toll booth. Real silver from 150 years ago!
It would be fun to go back in time to…
…well, I’d never actually kill a not yet, but someday will be, genocidal monster as an infant in the cradle, but I am not above going back nine months before his birth to cockblock his father.
Maybe just bribe a few members of an art school’s admission committee.
It might be fun to go back to a primitive era and use modern technology to convince them that you are some sort of dirty to reap the rewards, but then you have to worry about keeping the iPhone charged somehow, plus you never know if you’re going to be able to understand the accents, and who wants to live in a world that is still centuries away from flushing toilets and soft toilet paper, anyway, so, I think it would be nice to just go back to, oh, let’s say 1960 or so and just bring my father to a have a little chat with a stockbroker.
I second Biscuit’s fourth comment.
“dirty” should be “deity.” Convince them I am a deity. And, yes, I know it was probably my fat finger’s fault, but I am blaming spell check anyway.
It might be fun to go back in time to make tankdemon type dirty instead of deity, just to defend the Deity…
It would be fun to go back in time to…
…draw pictures of Cookie Monster and Elmo on a few cave walls.
…make “fetch” happen.
…let people know to expect the Spanish Inquisition.
I was not expecting that.
It would be fun to go back in time to…
…start spreading the rumor in April, 1980, that Vader is Luke’s father.
It would be fun to go back in time to…
the day before that 2 billion dollar lottery drawing.
And buy thousands of winning tickets.
Split this, sucker!
…find out if a T. Rex tastes like chicken.
From the inside?
Edit: find out if a dilong tastes like chicken.
https://www.thoughtco.com/smallest-dinosaurs-and-prehistoric-animals-1093812
I saw nothing.
It would be fun to go back in time to…
…hand out a few Matchbox Cars to children in Sumeria.
Ask Isaac Newton if he wants to go apple picking.
pick up a map on my visit to the Atlantis city gift shop.
…back in time to…
relive my entire life much more recklessly, since my knees, eyes, and hearing gave way, despite being careful.
…at least last month, so food would be cheaper.
I would go back to when I was a teen and visit my old girl friends. With what I know now I would tell them more of my storys…the girls would spread the word that I am a cunning linguist..my dance card would be full..
… meet this Corn Pop.
Bad dude, I hear.
… have Basil’s parents pronounce his name “Basil,” not “Basil,” just to mess with him.