Brandon: “Go ahead and send in the Army Rangers, they are some bad dudes because I saw them in that John Wayne movie ‘Igloo Jima’ when I was at the movies and I got in free with 2 proof-of-purchase milk tops.”
What’s that..someone’s using my VISA card? They purchased $600 worth of icecream, $100 worth of strawberry tinker bell hair gel and a $400 paper shredder?…ah yeah..I authorized those purchases..
” What do you mean my extended warranty on my Vette is expiring? I think you’re wrong..my paperwork is in the garage and I’ll prove you’re wrong..but it might take a few days..it’s kind of busy in there..”
If the presence of Miss Derek doesn’t give him a clue, what hope does he have?
Brandon: “Go ahead and send in the Army Rangers, they are some bad dudes because I saw them in that John Wayne movie ‘Igloo Jima’ when I was at the movies and I got in free with 2 proof-of-purchase milk tops.”
Biden, not wearing a diaper, calling to move his hourly brief ahead 30 minutes.
He’s the Commander-In-Brief that’s why.
What? Is Oppo horning in on my “Caption This!” franchise? I’ll pen a harshly worded memo to upper management!
Yes!
My plan has come together!
So it IS a conspiracy!
What’s that..someone’s using my VISA card? They purchased $600 worth of icecream, $100 worth of strawberry tinker bell hair gel and a $400 paper shredder?…ah yeah..I authorized those purchases..
Is it just me or is it weird that all the pictures on his desk are turned out?
It does seem weird … until you see the weirdos in the pictures.
Joe likes to approach people and images from behind…
“No Jeff, I don’t want to do a show tonight. Now that the SS won’t let me do the meet and greets after, all I get to sniff are Jose’s farts”.
“I told you Jeff, there’s no more room for your hand. My head is in there permanently now.”
” What do you mean my extended warranty on my Vette is expiring? I think you’re wrong..my paperwork is in the garage and I’ll prove you’re wrong..but it might take a few days..it’s kind of busy in there..”