The first quarter of the first quarter’s first quantile numbers are in: viewership has gone up this year since the Emu has started to hunt down and kill anyone who doesn’t read, view, comment on, or mumble about IMAO.
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I don’t read, view, comment on, or mumble about IMAO. But I mash a LOT of buttons! Will I be safe? Nevermind, I wouldn’t trust any answer from an EMU anyways.
I don’t read, view, comment on, or mumble about IMAO. But I mash a LOT of buttons! Will I be safe? Nevermind, I wouldn’t trust any answer from an EMU anyways.
That’s why I have IMAO as my home page, and compulsively check and comment every twenty minutes or so… you can’t be too careful, amirite?
New movie: Godzilla vs The Emu..it will be epic…hey did you realize Godzilla backwards is Allizdog?
Please! Although I faithfully follow IMAO, my wife and family do not. Please don’t hurt them!
I hear you..I woke up this morning with a dead Emu’s head in my bed, I wonder what it means?
It was probably an Ostrich.
..or a Rhea Bird, it’s much closer in the DNA count.
Apteryx – a wingless bird with hairy feathers.
Source: BC comics.
Is that related to the Teraduc tapeal?
One emu enter. No man leave.
That bird is sure going to be busy.
JFK never read IMAO.
The bird is the word. ~ Papa Who-Mao-Mao