Always loved that disclaimer part in the pharma commercials, “for an erection lasting more than 24 hours …” Dang, by that time your wife’s clinging from the chandelier for dear life with one hand, cell phone in the other hand dialing 911! 1 Reply to this comment
“All I remember is hearing a big, green guy saying something about “puny humans”, then I ended up here…” 2 Reply to this comment
A man of his word, Bob told his boss he would “Stick it where the sun don’t shine”. Reply to this comment
Now I’ll spend the rest of the day trying to find out how that truck got stuck like that… 1 Reply to this comment
I’m guessing it was on a flatbed, the box hit that pipe which lifted up the front until the cab hit the next bit and it all came off the tow truck. Or maybe the truck just pulled up behind a nice 911 with some pinstriping on the trunk. 1 Reply to this comment
Always loved that disclaimer part in the pharma commercials, “for an erection lasting more than 24 hours …” Dang, by that time your wife’s clinging from the chandelier for dear life with one hand, cell phone in the other hand dialing 911!
“When a truck and a bridge love each other very much…”
Now hiring stand-up drivers…
“NONE SHALL UNDERPASS!”
Perpendicular parking, for crowded urban areas…
Get the generic brand, Mycoxaflopin, and save up to 50%.
“All I remember is hearing a big, green guy saying something about “puny humans”, then I ended up here…”
I’ll be cutting back to 50 mg.
You really don’t want it to take effect before you’re ready.
A man of his word, Bob told his boss he would “Stick it where the sun don’t shine”.
I always thought sticking it in the bridgework meant something else…
Now I’ll spend the rest of the day trying to find out how that truck got stuck like that…
I’m guessing it was on a flatbed, the box hit that pipe which lifted up the front until the cab hit the next bit and it all came off the tow truck.
Or maybe the truck just pulled up behind a nice 911 with some pinstriping on the trunk.
Well it was pretty flat going in.
Pfizer: Pfucking up your roads as it does your veins.