Proof kangs are superior to emu’s. They can punch you and knock you out like Sonny Liston. Especially long haired freaky people who didn’t read the sign.
Sign, signs everywhere are signs, do this don’t do that, can’t you read the damn signs?!
That emu meat was looking yummy until they started mixing duck meat with it. Now I’m feeling a little queasy. Pork chops..I’ll eat some left over pork chops to quell the feeling!
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The proper way to treat paparazzi.
Proof kangs are superior to emu’s. They can punch you and knock you out like Sonny Liston. Especially long haired freaky people who didn’t read the sign.
Sign, signs everywhere are signs, do this don’t do that, can’t you read the damn signs?!
But Kangs won’t eat you after your dead. Yum.
Maybe I don’t need PPE after all.
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Top of the food chain, baby.
eliminating the weakest of the breed makes the rest of us stronger.
That emu meat was looking yummy until they started mixing duck meat with it. Now I’m feeling a little queasy. Pork chops..I’ll eat some left over pork chops to quell the feeling!
“When I said don’t take my photo, I meant DON’T TAKE MY PHOTO!”
And the “Kang the Conqueror” scores a knockout with a vicious right hook!
A ‘roo hippy punch…not as rare as you’d think
Damn Hippie thought he was just approaching another sweater aficionado.
I am not ready for my close up Miss DeMille.
Alec Baldwin (L) interacts with the press while leaving through the back door of Kostume Kingdom.
Kangaroo saves woman from projectile.
Well, Joey … When you go dancing, I guess we know who leads!
Selfies with roos are more dangerous than they appear.
Later, with some embellishment, Stanley Kubrick would recount his inspiration for the opening scene from 2001: A Space Odyssey.