We have many wars to choose from today sir. There’s Syria, also Yemen, several in Africa, one in Burma, but may I suggest we stick to a tried and true formula for war? Specifically a war in Europe…thus I suggest the one currently raging in Ukraine. It has all the right features to divert the attention of Americans. For example it has a bullying aggressor nation led by a ruthless, murderous, dictator against a smaller nation led by a man who only wants peace, indeed a nation fighting for it’s very right to exist. It’ll only cost a few billion sir what do you say?
Anything to lock down access for Cocaine Mitch…
Quick, someone start me a war!
We have many wars to choose from today sir. There’s Syria, also Yemen, several in Africa, one in Burma, but may I suggest we stick to a tried and true formula for war? Specifically a war in Europe…thus I suggest the one currently raging in Ukraine. It has all the right features to divert the attention of Americans. For example it has a bullying aggressor nation led by a ruthless, murderous, dictator against a smaller nation led by a man who only wants peace, indeed a nation fighting for it’s very right to exist. It’ll only cost a few billion sir what do you say?
“I’m sorry, can you repeat that? I was looking for a baggie of cocaine.”
It;s down the hall and to the right.