The fake message caught by our patented IMAO B.S Detector ™ :
Hello, Fellow Money Nuker Basil Mispronouncers!
Am having a walrus of a time in Los Cruces. I do not like Babesleaga girls. I hate Raquel. Oppo is way smarter than I am. Never ever listen to me. Cut the red wire!
Have a damn good Monday!
Now, I can’t give away what part of that tipped off the algorithm, because the FBI would just correct the flaw.
Oppo way smarter is the dead give away.
I’ve always wondered: When you type do you keyboard smash with your flippers or hunt and Peck with your tusks?
There is a third way.
Hired a ghostwriter, eh?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Way
I know. I’m not a fan.
I quit paying attention after the first line, since I always correctly pronounce it “Basil” and never “Basil”.
I’d expect continued infiltration attempts in the near future. I suggest that you take measures now to improve security, or at least measure security to see how much it can take. I suspect this is all the scheme of some hippie who is a bit aggravated about getting punched, though the possibility exists that it is a Lunar Rights crusader who wants to keep the Sea of Tranquility radiation free.
I think the tip-off was “Fellow money nuker”.
No REAL IMAO executive or commenter would ever use the term “Fellow”.
+1
Personally..it came down to the wire..