Here’s an idea: Stop Being Disgusting Frenchies
‘Like Waze, but for toilets’: The start-up hoping to solve Paris’s public urination problem
France24| November 10, 2023 | Gregor ThompsonPublic urination is high on the list of critiques of the French capital, along with rats, noise, and people not picking up their dogs’ business. Referred to in France as le pipi sauvage, or “wild peeing”, the propensity for public urination – which is technically illegal and mainly male – is explained by many factors, though a lack of available public toilets is a fundamental one.
Over the years, Parisian leaders have proposed a number of innovative solutions but, so far, to no avail.
The newest scheme to combat the ongoing problem comes from a start-up from the western city of Nantes called Urban Services.
ICI Toilettes (“Toilets HERE”) has two main functions. First, it is a geolocation application that helps users locate public toilets and allows them to update the status of the facility if it is in disrepair. This helps members of the public find the closest functional bathroom in real time and keeps local authorities informed about the state of the city’s sanitation infrastructure.
As part of a larger strategy, the response from the public has been “extremely positive”, says Di Gallo, adding that it makes the city more inclusive by meeting the needs of “women, the elderly and disabled people”, who have described the difficulties they encounter when out in public with no access to facilities.
“Of course, we also hope that those who degrade our public spaces will now be more inclined to use a toilet,” Di Gallo says.

How long before anonymous repoints all the database tags to French political offices.
This reminds me of the old Star Trick episode: ‘The Trouble With Toilets.’
In Paris: “The Trouble With Dribbles”
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
A rhyme from childhood..
Theres a place called France,
Where the ladies wet their pants
And the men run around,
With their weiners hanging down…
Problem has been there forever..