Some analytic engine says that a smattering of people from Australia have recently viewed IMAO — fewer than show up at a Biden rally, but I thought I’d welcome them. Is welcome the right word? No.
Australia even ranks higher in IMAO viewership than the UK, which has its own problems to attend to. But it’s still far fewer than us in God-approved U.S. and Canada. We like to keep our riches to ourselves. Anyway, hi, Bruces. Aren’t you like 24 hours ahead of us or something? What’s going on tomorrow?
They’re probably Five Eyes CIA moles, anyway.
America:
That poor girl’s gonna get squshed if she’s not on top.
Same thing with Mika: Pound for pound, she’d be well advised to remain on top.
That’s a weird-shaped table she’s sitting on.
No matter: it’s shape will become immaterial in just a few damn seconds.
Maybe they’re just doing some recon for the planned Emu War 2: Dromaius Boogaloo.
I tell you, we almost won that war! We came in second!
Oppo is scouring the planet chasing down foreign viewers.
My Atlas VPN fee this month was worth every penny.
Crikey, we just stopped in to take a gander at your cute pet gators. Fair dinkum, they are!
Austrailians? We beat them before and we can beat them again!
Stick around blokes, maybe someday we’ll be mates.